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没人敢抬头挺胸走过“天使路”

这一切看似诡异的为什么3a3209aca8b2bfe4b9fba003032e0ae6824e354c,到了“天使路”面前b331203624be6bfb27093bc645a69c5a,都有了合理的解释1fafe76dbfaaa331e091d57196951ba8b6e56921b54b98c22923e4cdcc54e841b705353d

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▲是这个“天使路”咩?2a578bcf766d501b871a51a5a81fd2eea30955a0

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大误!此“天使路”可非彼“天使路”!JTVjOTc5ZTRkNjMzYmQ=

JDVjOTc5ZTRkNjMzYzY=

所谓“天使c00b0b805a5ff2ca00f03ea7b7584b9af8c84ef9,实是“天上掉下鸟屎”的缩写谐音IzVjOTc5ZTRkNjNmY2U=。当你进入一条街MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhZuwqLGi,无数细微的气味分子争先恐后涌入你的鼻孔707076c571d6c9e7902b98bed6160908,再看看目光所及之处全是白花花的一片片5c414f3d630c2d88536d4224dc6b6828,恭喜你QDVjOTc5ZTRkNjNhMjg=,已经踏上了真正的“天使之路”MDAwMDAwMDAwMHp9jtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhaC8k72iNWM5NzllNGQ2MzNjZg==

 part.1IzVjOTc5ZTRkNjMzZDg=

 没被鸟屎临幸过的人生813f8e03ea2636e402c403717e5199874e3b003c,怎能算完整 b0218ab78e02f9d9b0695ae700e070bb

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知乎网友Airy计算过人平均被鸟屎砸到的概率:KjVjOTc5ZTRkNjMzZjE=

MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9jtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhK29y62i

从俯视角度看QDVjOTc5ZTRkNjNhM2E=,人类总面积为561.6平方千米907f3d0a9570d4382b97a858cc7f440b,占地球陆地面积的1/2650000ITVjOTc5ZTRkNjNmZTE=。4小时内JDVjOTc5ZTRkNjNhNDk=,平均每只鸟可以排便16次271b70abe8b5117d00fdf7f01d414191,1000亿只鸟总计可以排粪16000亿次MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhaC9ta2i。落入1/2650000范围的约有603773次MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhaC9uKmi。再平均到72亿人b292077a3197549d5ee73a9f0dccd405e88ca82c,人均每天被鸟屎击中的概率为1/11925JTVjOTc5ZTRkNjNhNWU=,而体彩7位数二等奖的获奖概率都为1/33333ITVjOTc5ZTRkNjNmZmI=大约32.7年你会被鸟屎击中一次0a594be8f84caa5d5a2b2ed06dc901fcf968f893,今天其实是你的Lucky Day48d0681f43edc276900e2828406d96c88ac11faf5d4552dbe75d6b7f14f8cbb53b0598bb

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看到这个数据506d27ea03d588c16da7824e521c19f8,有些人就老不乐意了:难道只有我天天被鸟屎砸吗?MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhGOwqK2i

XjVjOTc5ZTRkNjM0MTg=

不不不QDVjOTc5ZTRkNjNhNzM=,你当然不是一个人ITVjOTc5ZTRkNjQwMGI=要知道每个城市可都有那么几条“天使路”c92d54a9073e9be012f2b9ca50eef34a,一旦踏足1b04afa03bf567a9851e737ea6f12930,“噼里啪啦”保证砸到酸爽dcda91a764d358698346aafc770d904eeb6c9922MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhGOwtc-i

6194f526ec9a4668c204a07df681a7018632ba27

5b33bdb2e9cde7a08f7a721f2acbc28afeed39a4

IzVjOTc5ZTRkNjM0Mzk=

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MDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhGOxpami

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▲来源:知乎9ef373ab9790f79b73b1ad6159ac892abc8f721e

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试想一下:一坨散发着温热气息的半液半固物质ff6c97d98a552509ffc772c5870393d8bb347b8a,裹挟着“肇事者”的炙热目光IzVjOTc5ZTRkNjNhOTE=,以秒速几百米精准投射而来QDVjOTc5ZTRkNjNhOWE=,Pia!哎呀5d3629e861068a94d58bf94813e0cbbb,这谁能躲得过啊!c921dc5b602afd671fe667f2193955bb

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▲这大概是“飞一般的感觉”c8335b20f52b905ec2b5dc8833f9ee2d

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甭管是多牛逼的人或车2da28cfcf9a0106ceadd9583331e6897e8154a52,只要走进了“天使路”f7b21b38e5ed1fd4e1792bce8344a1ed4bb97f73,就别再想着全身而退MDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhZu8y7Gi,在鸟眼里JTVjOTc5ZTRkNjNhYzI=,你们可能都是移动盛屎容器JjVjOTc5ZTRkNjQwMWM=。上到汽车卡车电动车7a1d5014beea8aa803565b3a29afb2f9,下到推车单车婴儿车MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhZu8k7Wi,只要你敢露天停放MDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhZu9pbmi,它就敢还你一个2019春夏最新款的鸟屎糊面MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdiKqwuLWiQDVjOTc5ZTRkNjM0YTU=

不仅糊得均匀圆润有光泽JTVjOTc5ZTRkNjNhZTQ=,而且还颇具几分莫奈的艺术气息:或是轻轻一点IzVjOTc5ZTRkNjNhZWI=,或是洋洋洒洒MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhZu9uLGi,或是严谨考究的写实画派MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhZu9y7mi,或是狂放不羁的泼墨画派......还各有各的特色3636c6e92d95d4aeac23998d49726a02。久而久之KjVjOTc5ZTRkNjNiMDI=,光看痕迹294135aa056fb184dd31df0ff80d1e77c92891e1,你就能判断出来这一泡来自于万寿路还是北师大8bd6b7bca4ecbf528e0d21bca2d176fe5627f7956a9242a4dcb232ddeebd5d97ccf71e85

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▲鸟类都是大艺术家MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhGO8k7Wi

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被鸟屎砸中XjVjOTc5ZTRkNjNiMTA=,完全是一个单方面的碾压式凌辱ITVjOTc5ZTRkNjNiMTk=,你除了骂两句解解气ed6e4fc38081c73ba377dfcf3bd88d9e6407d2d3,还真就拿它们没办法MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9jtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdiKqw272iMDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9jtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhGO9qL2i

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 每个城市都有一条“天使路” IzVjOTc5ZTRkNjM1MTk=

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在北京baa9062a81f64a532ed8bf199db89d71ad042bc1,乌鸦是比北京大爷还大爷的存在3f6ca53fda57c3dce7bf9a4f44e06ca5MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhGSwy7Wi

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早在几十年前JDVjOTc5ZTRkNjNiMmY=,北京的乌鸦群就形成了固定的城郊通勤路线XjVjOTc5ZTRkNjNiMzg=,早上沿南北中轴线向北飞出城区acac123c542d6a4e68b3fc1350042639b031c975,傍晚再结群飞回万寿路、崇文门路口、公主坟等路段周边035209a9ac82c9096b920cd87c2eba04,有归属感的乌鸦JjVjOTc5ZTRkNjNiNTA=,甚至还会赶着门禁飞回北京师范大学过夜JjVjOTc5ZTRkNjQwNGU=fd778480cdd5f4d8debcbf039d97f1175edf3f6a

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也因此万寿路、北师大一代成了远近闻名的“天使路”14b58f3e25fb37f9e3f45885db312600,乌鸦如此猖獗MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhZyxuLGi,以至于万寿路差点推出包年洗车/衣卡6d8aee8036539f48c19f003b42eaed5cMDAwMDAwMDAwMH6QhZuE3M_Qgn2DY7GtjGOxyKGi

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不常到访北师大的人一定要注意9cc6f9af079644b261349e00cabd80a71414189f,冬天要是远远看见车上、树上白茫茫一片5138018bd7b545452f377ba06530fcf5818f1523,先别急着上手MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhZyx262i因为它不一定是雪IzVjOTc5ZTRkNjNiN2Y=,更可能是鸦屎ITVjOTc5ZTRkNjQwNWM=JjVjOTc5ZTRkNjM1NWM=

MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9jtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhGSxuLWi

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 ▲不知道的MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6QhZuE3M_Qgn2DY7FlgGewyKGi,还以为叶子被霜打了QDVjOTc5ZTRkNjM1N2I=

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“我算琢磨明白了bd8793a18037e95eabca0a4b2c81cd87,北师大的乌鸦用翔砸人MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhZyytami,绝不是概率事件090b6720dc1b1e8570e49a20c9251bc262c93726,这帮孙子都条件反射了8d1a4e35450f67705bfb51297b4a5191,见不到活人拉不出翔IzVjOTc5ZTRkNjQwNjM=。好家伙MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhZy8uLWi,我这一出门47d3a65fe3821b899b57f68d25a050b6,惊觉有杀气JTVjOTc5ZTRkNjNiYzM=,立刻退了一步JTVjOTc5ZTRkNjNiY2E=,我刚才站的地方简直了MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhZy8k62i枪林弹雨f14f796ae4ddec6ed0a497b3b4576bb6,立刻地上出现了一块金凤成祥新年蛋糕MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhZy9qLWi,比杨国福麻辣烫上菜都快JDVjOTc5ZTRkNjQwNmM=。”@康宸玮559de1856ebb3f4a5235414bbdc9084c1e1a8482

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北师大甚至还尝试过在学校里广播猫头鹰、老鹰的声波f1b9394c91187df4488a21c94537e0a634503e83试图将乌鸦驱赶到对面北邮(北邮:???)01bae51fc00ffd3258dcec940fc7cc2b,但架不住北师大的乌鸦有归属感f0c551fddc35bb3fb56b988420ebab66ee4b73fa,就是赖着不肯走IzVjOTc5ZTRkNjQwNzQ=MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6QhZuE3M_Qgn2DY7GtjGi8sqGi

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凭味识校友50553b82c6bfbf1314d2088a23c0fb4e,从来都不是江湖传说546d5abf6316f2bfab1932bc49276bf6。这份名单除了北师大MDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhZ2wpbmi,还有上海交通大学、中国科学科技大学、宁波大学、中南大学、山东大学......(名单欢迎积极补充)f9204ef14244c856284fb61573dc3f52

MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6QhZuE3M_Qgn2DY7GtjZyxsqGi

上海交通大学闵行校区的“天使路”一度登上头条8329fa0fbe94eaaecc0a7c9570788bd1ba4bc9cc,甚至还传出过“交大不堪其扰捣鸟巢防H7N9禽流感”的谣言JDVjOTc5ZTRkNjQwODM=。说也奇怪JDVjOTc5ZTRkNjNjMTk=,每年4月一到MDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhZ2wuKmi,候鸟就像开学返校一样准时来交大报道XjVjOTc5ZTRkNjNjMjk=,在宿舍楼边的香樟树上“安营扎寨”d5905b0ebfe40ef3f3d598ec2dddae69,雷打不动MDAwMDAwMDAwMHp9jtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdiKqypbWiJDVjOTc5ZTRkNjM1YzM=

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▲闵行校区的天使路是被官方认证过的MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhGS9pc-i

MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhGS9ta2i

白色的鸟粪覆盖了大半路面b99fccaaf2da9cda6e131671fec06a39daffce22,在某些“重灾区”甚至看不到原本的水泥颜色JjVjOTc5ZTRkNjNjNDM=,行道树也像是经历了霜雪ebeddfffba0ac50f94d96ad5c198a16557e5986d,至于空气嘛JDVjOTc5ZTRkNjNjNTQ=,十足的化学武器攻击MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6QhZuE3M_Qgn2DY7J3eGe9oqGif4ab3417a2a348e960cbcb8ab778cf0cac3ef934

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宁波大学就更特殊了ecdbe2f7b052d03334ddeca0e3c4da55e614d8e7,一到春天就是“鸟屎花香”6686846a9db64ea14dd46482b5b81d563dd4b6c8,由于白鹭栖息7fd7b0ad47fa58f53608d676f57d792c6cf42831,宁大别名“白鹭大学”57e61a4f845b0a7f0a830633d0a9c3e8,又或者“鸟屎大学”QDVjOTc5ZTRkNjQwOWM=MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9jtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhGS9zqmi

MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9jtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhGWwpbGi

虽然鸟屎很头疼818cec0b6d9c4eaf920dd48bbfa8cbd8,但是也是宁大特色宁大一景XjVjOTc5ZTRkNjQwYTk=。我会和别人很自豪的说我们宁大特色是鸟屎啊46e3c85e824930872d40d050d5dce319。至于如何优雅的躲鸟屎IzVjOTc5ZTRkNjNjODQ=当然是撑着把小伞独自漫步在悠长悠长又带有屎香的白鹭林MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6QhZuE3M_Qgn2DY7J3eZyxsqGi。最大的幸福莫过于听到伞上pia的一声71c38b05a1d0b029909187902fae87ede3cd2e98。庆幸自己打伞了没被砸中b68c8cfdac74d9e50781ec65541e4ce4。当然4fec7724bd8976848be4714bfeb7692e,毕业之前一定要被砸一次90f6317a29840e8de190657ca10ae48a,不然妄为宁大人啊9d8ff84e89b14b63e04ab5557eb7b6d4004e2493。@知乎网友章小树MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhGWwqK2i

IzVjOTc5ZTRkNjM2MWQ=

此外MDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhZ2ytbWi,宁大的“天使路”还有套餐可以选MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhZ2yuK2i,“高温热浪下挥发在空气里鸟屎味”和“下过雨潮湿发酵的鸟屎味”常年位列宁大学子的“死亡二选一套餐”榜首b9cc5b1bc0c4514c1f3b5b061a80d23aab501ebeNWM5NzllNGQ2MzYyNg==

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还有香港中文大学最大的山顶图书馆MDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhZ28tbWi,大门偏北的小路到了下午两点就会封住MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6QhZuE3M_Qgn2DY7FlhZu9sqGi,开始各种冲洗地面和栏杆7c996727da25b423f218fec0072b1b5a54892634,原因无他XjVjOTc5ZTRkNjNjY2U=,这条路上到处结满了燕子筑巢XjVjOTc5ZTRkNjNjZDU=,随处可见白点鸟粪c3d9078863b48a362648ef219aebff68d9fd313327ee17fb6751b0afb9394fa9

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当然e92952f0e6c4a86f1de42270c9363354,鸟类们也不是非高校不拉屎JTVjOTc5ZTRkNjNjZTM=,排开一溜的高等学府05b4e8092037fe49f3b1ce95eb20de24f29ba6b7,郑州、济南等不少城市主干道也是饱受其苦MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdiKuwqK2i4445fb52391d2144621437a57d4fccac

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 一定是特别的缘分MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhZ29uK2i,才能成为“天使路” caf440b43c89622b64d5c587ba308871e515b8b2

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被临幸的“天使路”fb1b64efcada615bbcb915d5f0d604c0e90069a1,到底是一次群体性的随机临幸39c82a63d3bc642842d5b81cac6a6d365d041e1a,还是动物世界生存法则下精挑细选的大自然馈赠?b1ed9a9192b7cab525f74c5858196a06bab507a0

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2017年JjVjOTc5ZTRkNjNkMDc=,美国科学促进会的学术期刊《Science》在10月11日发表的一项研究认为NWM5NzllNGQ2M2QwZg==,生活在城市里的大雁或野鹅ITVjOTc5ZTRkNjNkMTc=,熬过冬天的可能性是在乡村的两倍MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdiKuwtcei47e0eb9840de65aed4e334b5f21d1c02197fba2a

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所以嘛MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhZ6wtcui,各地的“天使路”也别怪别人了78529baa5802bbeeb4f2c40aed81811e,谁叫你们地段最好JDVjOTc5ZTRkNjNkMzA=,气候宜人b0c93fcaa98788a2246c18ab02afea7c,金贵到连鸟都争着飞过来拉屎MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdiKuwy6miXjVjOTc5ZTRkNjM2YmM=

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以几所学校为例子15a93f40d4ea763bbcdea8947167d32fc53746743d4ca51eeb273f75ee04ecd2d9d9fe7221d91245

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北师大校园本部绿地率29.8%MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhZ6wk6mi,绿地覆盖率36.6%d3d54251ba6d0232abda0e3d4d5d28e05407b125。现有常绿乔木2258株4ec42447770c001a5e80453d22ecbb0de44f1e82,落叶乔木4287株JDVjOTc5ZTRkNjNkNTM=,常绿灌木4076株MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhZ6xtbWi,落叶灌木7744株0007e57f3d6e0049bb7e9e6b1133082b80f76354,攀援植物3246株QDVjOTc5ZTRkNjNkNjg=,竹类1221.86平方米KjVjOTc5ZTRkNjNkNmY=,古树统计二级古树25株MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhZ6x26Wi,草坪类共计104180.36平方米54b01b719792d31bf591d39922c551c0MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9jtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhGW9uKmi

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上海交通大学闵行校区绿化覆盖率40%9412d8fa8c0a9a86d532b66e5c05a5f4,从1987年建校开始ab42be4a7ba59c6a48c616a3405142e5,连续20年的悉心呵护006284606e6f60c3438d9110b1e80bb77e78919c,使得该校区已经成为闵行地区知名的“小生态圈”3d531ac0a6bd51264954083a0d36017d。2018年5bdfda5675575b66c122fc44c8dfd8779b7d0ede,上海交通大学闵行、徐汇、七宝三个校区经上海市绿化委员会评审MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6QhZuE3M_Qgn2DY7FliGix2KGi,再度获得“上海市花园单位”殊荣b579117e8fc7d350bb58fcb8b51c3672MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhGW9y8-i

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▲学生撑伞走过“天使路”KjVjOTc5ZTRkNjM3MmE=

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香港中文大学占地134.4公顷QDVjOTc5ZTRkNjNkYTc=,占山而建8a267382dbcb14158d126245ea73de70,也就是说MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhZ68uL2i,整座山都是港中文大学的d4d4826338d11ce46a76afc4c7636689,是香港各个大学中占地最大的大学MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9jtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhZ68zrWi,并且还连续数届获得年度香港环保卓越计划金奖XjVjOTc5ZTRkNjQxNWU=a458e31df5239ce63e110a39885a21cc4c22fb2d

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中南大学就更不用说了de07819ab067340cbbf21513a343c1fa,传说中只见大树不见大楼、指路全靠玄学瞎点的学校470d720326bca8bd32efbd212e019232e0a2ffba。主校区的绿化率在长沙市名列第一ec71e3127bfd1d8e1db6f1f796e2293d,夏季气温比长沙市中心的气温低2-3°995957311e95abf58fc8f3024f5b4889e4957ce8,日照时间短和日照面积都小MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhZ69pc-i,就算再阳光强烈的夏季也格外舒适98871bdf0b7116c4c819ef97f0204b8bMDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9jtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhGaxpbWi

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而且校园中一般都不会有过高的建筑MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9jtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhZ69taWi,不会对鸟类产生威胁ba0a7d2423950606a61e7535593409c3,大学食堂和宿舍最不缺的就是厨余外卖KjVjOTc5ZTRkNjNkZjQ=,吃住都有了保障QDVjOTc5ZTRkNjNkZmQ=,真的不要太舒服5da01cccb0cf8ada684d482ac27d52a0MDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhGaypb2i

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绿化率高a66688623d1c5dff050f540469f140c8,树木繁多e7b63a50a0332687cec5e06d9125075f9c3e0475,冬暖夏凉e3dffe0f7704576decec3f9d4864831be6e5617f,日照适宜4e226653744add84797da27e36fc14baa85e3871,气候宜人c10ec46c4e8db41a70c664678760d5b2,还闹中取静ITVjOTc5ZTRkNjNlMmU=,几个标准筛下来MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9jtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhZ-wzr2i,堪称是完美的选址攻略502fe1ddc215edb514a8ba22eb837460c7da507b7c6d3cb7162340d9afc3d9c8

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但谁能想到鸟也是这么想的呢?这大概就是命中注定的相遇吧91b09d7bef134222b4956a2845cc698caa986661MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhGa8tc-i

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 “天使路”逃生指南 74156cd798175636dc53858d4bcf74c0025ee38d

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那你可能要说了340d74e899ad2c62d46f0a352fc8c9ed8b70af73,鸟们不能控制一下自己吗?JTVjOTc5ZTRkNjM3ZDM=

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不好意思9473909a70aa29c129b313f95b34bd865ce1e95a,它们还真是控制不住自己MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdiKuypbmi073e3a617dc3f13c763e9413c8913c7271b2c395

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所以ab5760a92950b06078df3e5e5c24a60c91a18d47,鸟是拦不住了MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhZ-x26mi,人类啊e92498be23b33c7a12ff5d962f146b37,还是自己想办法吧KjVjOTc5ZTRkNjQxYTU=5183c617bfb1b35e5ca1d9126191c2eaa8040e75

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于是如何科学避“屎”NWM5NzllNGQ2M2U4Yg==,成为不少人生命中额外的一门附加课474afb2c7984bc557af0c298a9498f0a0050d36b5565fb3240e96ff95e7033e6631ce4fe

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MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhZ-yqLGi,最体面的避屎姿势cdecd0014a828d4ff997b2dbb50a30f9

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匀速活动IzVjOTc5ZTRkNjNlOWQ=,保证有且仅有最小的落点圆圈aceccde10d147a73ad8c18c3c9e73ac6fc551dd9,相信两点之间线段最短MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhZ-8tb2i,昂首阔步走过去吧MDAwMDAwMDAwMHp9jtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhZ-8uLWi,至于避“屎”的成功率80e54abfa21a7e66b98cd38547802d77d2d1ea22,就完全看人品了b5e760d6dd21cbc3e2400260d0b517ad791bd859MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhGexqK2i

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跑?年轻人你这是在玩火2eb966e26b7a7eabc316cf0a505cdfcdc04fe1e6

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▲来源:知乎ITVjOTc5ZTRkNjM4OWY=

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毕业的时候北师大给每个人发了一把天使伞留作纪念XjVjOTc5ZTRkNjNmMTY=,看着是挺可爱IzVjOTc5ZTRkNjNmMWQ=,但个中滋味只有自己知道ITVjOTc5ZTRkNjQxZWM=。隔壁宁波大学的学子撑了四年的伞575b917a87e2cc627404cbf857e622ea,也没能让自己身上的鸟屎味变淡一些7e71a8150c05d7fd4d2e03369b9727a0ITVjOTc5ZTRkNjM4ZmE=

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不仅护不住任何一个部位582c4d0f962cbe96607143b952b0dcffe99bf810,还要葬送一本16开大书NWM5NzllNGQ2NDIwZg==。但拿书挡有一个巨大的好处8e10b6131ac4088f00096184a7f7c434,心理安慰效果max86483f7715cb7fd9e16a23ebaa9ba8a106003bfc。有了这本书NWM5NzllNGQ2M2Y5NA==,就有了连走800米“天使路”的勇气MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhaCytbmi,虽然是虚假的心理遮掩2d614032035aff8b2a64de76e5d60158,但万一呢02d232c70e2496dd5fb1bffbde2d1af8bb77e224b77edffee79309498aa8b59db60304bf

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MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9jtCFtsaZjoqEnLKdhGi9pbmi

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