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没人敢抬头挺胸走过“天使路”

这一切看似诡异的为什么608c23894caf67796e9f2384c277b907,到了“天使路”面前MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGO9y8ui,都有了合理的解释f74eac1fba39b89fe5cdc3f9ec687db746b2afac13e3e7dc0f647f167040b76fcc938a5475401ced

MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9jtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HjZ-yuK2i

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▲是这个“天使路”咩?d5c63033f9ec5a622988ae59dd330202

MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HjZ-9qLWi

大误!此“天使路”可非彼“天使路”!fd419dc138b84bba06d4f20d22f608e9

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所谓“天使MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGSwpaWi,实是“天上掉下鸟屎”的缩写谐音d83fbbf5a8a34a38db5a57757d3380d3d92f0fa2。当你进入一条街ITVjZTM0NzRhZTY1MGY=,无数细微的气味分子争先恐后涌入你的鼻孔0d39bb6737840b5da9e9901eda7e031a,再看看目光所及之处全是白花花的一片片46289f5eb0b887a994677ae904e57365016b5484,恭喜你d819c15c1fde5f5f35a6480475e9df811f87bc8c,已经踏上了真正的“天使之路”28988eb5c1087441e2367e7933937a1b1775e4f7ee940f729ca53eea4b633746faa387b3ca91afb3

 part.1MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9jtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HjaCwpbGi

 没被鸟屎临幸过的人生MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9jtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGSwy7mi,怎能算完整 a6fb5ff01047bf5636825176c2e91e42

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知乎网友Airy计算过人平均被鸟屎砸到的概率:94dcea172854ce4c000c043255b112d88e2af75a

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从俯视角度看KjVjZTM0NzRhZTY1MzI=,人类总面积为561.6平方千米62b4237a9589cd24234b128e32d20815,占地球陆地面积的1/265000047f5f7dfecb415941d71f7889a10a09d0281519b。4小时内MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGSwk7Gi,平均每只鸟可以排便16次f1f6a6d623326c2b9dea366c54c823cf,1000亿只鸟总计可以排粪16000亿次ITVjZTM0NzRhZTZhZjE=。落入1/2650000范围的约有603773次c5a357157d31d4e047718df622874625。再平均到72亿人MDAwMDAwMDAwMHp9jtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGSxqK2i,人均每天被鸟屎击中的概率为1/119259ac56ef2e87350ad8d46c9aa358810c223e6782c,而体彩7位数二等奖的获奖概率都为1/33333MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkZu9zrWi大约32.7年你会被鸟屎击中一次MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGSxuK2i,今天其实是你的Lucky Day1b135ef4358cf4ad30ea28333c71a2f56510a0d2dc90093453ad5bd10ceec7baa6451d5e

271a54aada9930519e198fc4429c7515

看到这个数据MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGSxy62i,有些人就老不乐意了:难道只有我天天被鸟屎砸吗?NWNlMzQ3NGFlNWY0Mg==

QDVjZTM0NzRhZTVmNGE=

不不不QDVjZTM0NzRhZTY1NzM=,你当然不是一个人507b3b77c28d6631c68c787a8a7053bf2bab366f要知道每个城市可都有那么几条“天使路”MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGSx27Wi,一旦踏足022dfdcd523adec00ad721a7d4592dd7,“噼里啪啦”保证砸到酸爽37bbd0a5bf46da5d5299b9120b5b70ee2e9b9120803367e47a113ffb69360f4d

JTVjZTM0NzRhZTVmNTk=

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MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6QhtKD3LSXgn14nbKKkGWwyKGi

KjVjZTM0NzRhZTVmNzM=

JDVjZTM0NzRhZTVmN2E=

MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HjaCxk62i

▲来源:知乎665128ccef91f2a793ee293506e319a7abe494b3

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试想一下:一坨散发着温热气息的半液半固物质MDAwMDAwMDAwMHp9jtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGSypbmi,裹挟着“肇事者”的炙热目光MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6QhtKD3LSXgn14nbKdjGe9yKGi,以秒速几百米精准投射而来e0a18f7cddbc3db2b43e50b242ba354bfb40a356,Pia!哎呀b7ed751d58f867badad96f47e4596de94427cab3,这谁能躲得过啊!MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HjaCytbWi

IzVjZTM0NzRhZTVmYTU=

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▲这大概是“飞一般的感觉”XjVjZTM0NzRhZTVmYzY=

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甭管是多牛逼的人或车1958de1df6e9ee44f9e9e8dcd2bb59e7a7ebc3a5,只要走进了“天使路”ea3f7462490b7a617037ff3a023a85e2f0eaa7df,就别再想着全身而退IzVjZTM0NzRhZTY1YmU=,在鸟眼里d409792761704200e82f9dbd3319b49b,你们可能都是移动盛屎容器MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkZywy6mi。上到汽车卡车电动车53042199df7c7151a6fab4ef341a9298,下到推车单车婴儿车86309039ee17b2b86b8fba24730207c4,只要你敢露天停放ITVjZTM0NzRhZTY1ZTA=,它就敢还你一个2019春夏最新款的鸟屎糊面MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkZywy8-iMDAwMDAwMDAwMHp9jtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HjaC8k7mi

不仅糊得均匀圆润有光泽c1e0ef105f255bac1d05b6c70df4d7a0368a07c6,而且还颇具几分莫奈的艺术气息:或是轻轻一点e14c705b3ab873d4ca2e3a963e7b5b7c,或是洋洋洒洒MDAwMDAwMDAwMHp9jtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGS9uL2i,或是严谨考究的写实画派6c109b8bb35b3169e80db59bce899c0e7942d62a,或是狂放不羁的泼墨画派......还各有各的特色e4eeb24adee8677667ca6088cf09296b。久而久之1d915d078988f03f2ed63c14df705978203d6c0a,光看痕迹MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9jtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGWwpb2i,你就能判断出来这一泡来自于万寿路还是北师大JDVjZTM0NzRhZTZiM2U=MDAwMDAwMDAwMHp9jtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HjaC9pcui

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▲鸟类都是大艺术家f7c776a3a0ff7eb586d0d44e1c17821d

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被鸟屎砸中KjVjZTM0NzRhZTY2MTY=,完全是一个单方面的碾压式凌辱267504ffd63177c02a58f3f8739276a7,你除了骂两句解解气QDVjZTM0NzRhZTY2MjU=,还真就拿它们没办法MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkZywk72iMDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkKqwta2i

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MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkKqwy8ui

 part.21a2ef81a6ef049289ab3cbba333e01aee5d35bc2

 每个城市都有一条“天使路” 5f7c59ff36531f767c844be8c94b6bc7cf1674e8

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在北京JDVjZTM0NzRhZTY2MmM=,乌鸦是比北京大爷还大爷的存在MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkZyxpceiMDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkKqxpcei

MDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkKqxqLmi

早在几十年前3e55cda5f0eeece7a55f3eea714b86caee727498,北京的乌鸦群就形成了固定的城郊通勤路线MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGWw27Wi,早上沿南北中轴线向北飞出城区ca1b9696f5dc520f7f809cea637f11fc3cea6e40,傍晚再结群飞回万寿路、崇文门路口、公主坟等路段周边MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGWxpa2i,有归属感的乌鸦2771235c390c64adb8add10499b60f2a,甚至还会赶着门禁飞回北京师范大学过夜QDVjZTM0NzRhZTZiNTk=MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6QhtKD3LSXgn14nbKdeGS8sqGi

XjVjZTM0NzRhZTYwNjg=

也因此万寿路、北师大一代成了远近闻名的“天使路”8e36c0b466bd8e2b7049c47b874f69bc,乌鸦如此猖獗09dec93530617b0db627174fd323195c,以至于万寿路差点推出包年洗车/衣卡QDVjZTM0NzRhZTZiNjM=IzVjZTM0NzRhZTYwNzA=

NWNlMzQ3NGFlNjA3OA==

不常到访北师大的人一定要注意JjVjZTM0NzRhZTY2Njg=,冬天要是远远看见车上、树上白茫茫一片MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGWxy8-i,先别急着上手NWNlMzQ3NGFlNjY3ZA==因为它不一定是雪963ae9f03093d5742967580a1687601e40304f19,更可能是鸦屎8ebbe3a450fd823f6e6ea5574c756a22a56dff74608404253646ffeed29905d52593ef8e

MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkKqypa2i

IzVjZTM0NzRhZTYwOTM=

JjVjZTM0NzRhZTYwOWE=

 ▲不知道的25a4e370e46fa9e6a8bfaffc10a8ece0,还以为叶子被霜打了QDVjZTM0NzRhZTYwYTE=

1ad542dbe3fca5aa7567de16ada1b22fb5a5bcfe

“我算琢磨明白了MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGWyqLWi,北师大的乌鸦用翔砸人JjVjZTM0NzRhZTY2OWQ=,绝不是概率事件JjVjZTM0NzRhZTY2YTU=,这帮孙子都条件反射了MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9jtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGW8tb2i,见不到活人拉不出翔dac88670e6275c498c76b6f51831dd6a5f409196。好家伙1793c89582a7fabfd7c457f2a8922164e63e8259,我这一出门f24b1b333256c7fcc108e8adcec9cbb3832b12f2,惊觉有杀气a480b90e3d9af2dfb5e974c58b9a8270,立刻退了一步KjVjZTM0NzRhZTY2Y2M=,我刚才站的地方简直了77a5e01cf8604a9f610b2b97f388ee22c97d7717枪林弹雨MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGW9pbWi,立刻地上出现了一块金凤成祥新年蛋糕MDAwMDAwMDAwMHp9jtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGW9qLWi,比杨国福麻辣烫上菜都快JjVjZTM0NzRhZTZiN2Q=。”@康宸玮MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkKq8uK2i

c58f997bc981d74eeaefa9961426b76b79d1dcf1

北师大甚至还尝试过在学校里广播猫头鹰、老鹰的声波JDVjZTM0NzRhZTY2ZWI=试图将乌鸦驱赶到对面北邮(北邮:???)MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGW9uLGi,但架不住北师大的乌鸦有归属感4ff361c42a704c0b119cc1a41c51bc007cbffd25,就是赖着不肯走b90a5d0a99134eff257431e13a694a637cee371561f18b1b8ff76e8aa4520d21

MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkKq8262i

凭味识校友19b6ba1793ff36c78c757fbe4a66f9240acc03b4,从来都不是江湖传说MDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkZyypb2i。这份名单除了北师大MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGawpbGi,还有上海交通大学、中国科学科技大学、宁波大学、中南大学、山东大学......(名单欢迎积极补充)MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkKq8k62i

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上海交通大学闵行校区的“天使路”一度登上头条IzVjZTM0NzRhZTY3MTE=,甚至还传出过“交大不堪其扰捣鸟巢防H7N9禽流感”的谣言051479152070e07028a36ca31f7acf22。说也奇怪d7f244bbf30c334fceea64dacb104fdb,每年4月一到XjVjZTM0NzRhZTY3MWY=,候鸟就像开学返校一样准时来交大报道3d507f0429f9ef96262bc791603c10b2,在宿舍楼边的香樟树上“安营扎寨”4aeb8925e9b37d6c405d417fdc4512db,雷打不动b09fe8b6ce014b0b767fb361327ba03dJjVjZTM0NzRhZTYwZTM=

MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkKq9tbWi

JDVjZTM0NzRhZTYwZjM=

MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkKq9y7Wi

▲闵行校区的天使路是被官方认证过的506703d09b89b1ab620b230bc6e61409

MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkKuwpa2i

白色的鸟粪覆盖了大半路面6481ea52441399327166f82e8312f62e463f24e8,在某些“重灾区”甚至看不到原本的水泥颜色JTVjZTM0NzRhZTY3M2Q=,行道树也像是经历了霜雪MDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGawk7mi,至于空气嘛JjVjZTM0NzRhZTY3NGQ=,十足的化学武器攻击43246ec363f667faaf5cb3e0fa13e7c4375e01b2173594ec003db3b7367b61b84a1eb14b

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宁波大学就更特殊了JDVjZTM0NzRhZTY3NTU=,一到春天就是“鸟屎花香”147c8c9a46dc847274782e87a4c7504c95474514,由于白鹭栖息MDAwMDAwMDAwMHp9jtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGaxuLWi,宁大别名“白鹭大学”ead3baae49f2ee1e2f6d7e4134fc1d0b6d84aa8c,又或者“鸟屎大学”fee10fb61c8e9bec1bcfe2f107c0a1238b49dade4a56d640c745f707fdf74ca1485c0d952bf6e18a

MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkKuwy7Wi

虽然鸟屎很头疼MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6QhtKD3LSXgn14nbKdmmawyKGi,但是也是宁大特色宁大一景43fa01522c8c5e1d19bfb6b204ec1a8400816b1b。我会和别人很自豪的说我们宁大特色是鸟屎啊7769eb5f66793c34013423ab5935ce770d3090a5。至于如何优雅的躲鸟屎af055c88e801bc0c42578ad98393fb0f24aa185b当然是撑着把小伞独自漫步在悠长悠长又带有屎香的白鹭林8b81f1842d633ca3b6d76619bfafe8a8。最大的幸福莫过于听到伞上pia的一声NWNlMzQ3NGFlNmJjNw==。庆幸自己打伞了没被砸中NWNlMzQ3NGFlNmJkMA==。当然XjVjZTM0NzRhZTY3OGM=,毕业之前一定要被砸一次959a89d3318e3737e801331589ad0969,不然妄为宁大人啊NWNlMzQ3NGFlNmJkOQ==。@知乎网友章小树b094bc80a0f347d7c8e9f13074cd9ac3

QDVjZTM0NzRhZTYxMzk=

此外MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGaytcui,宁大的“天使路”还有套餐可以选JDVjZTM0NzRhZTY3YTU=,“高温热浪下挥发在空气里鸟屎味”和“下过雨潮湿发酵的鸟屎味”常年位列宁大学子的“死亡二选一套餐”榜首7e8e9652317e66fd752975aa4848aa4ef970b9623cd31d063edfa0566273e8f9b5ce1231a56584d9

8420facdc0e5b93b654a6f653dd5568c

还有香港中文大学最大的山顶图书馆QDVjZTM0NzRhZTY3YWM=,大门偏北的小路到了下午两点就会封住XjVjZTM0NzRhZTY3YjM=,开始各种冲洗地面和栏杆4653e9a23555b69fd36904af6819611c,原因无他KjVjZTM0NzRhZTY3YzE=,这条路上到处结满了燕子筑巢10d34c4373a6b12eb72a27a25dd5a865805a87c6,随处可见白点鸟粪0329ba724cfe4385710ae0026104965309ad66cbaab2b5fad66c53cd733f6ef89614d6076ed7a639

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当然QDVjZTM0NzRhZTY3ZDE=,鸟类们也不是非高校不拉屎QDVjZTM0NzRhZTY3ZDg=,排开一溜的高等学府MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGa9pc-i,郑州、济南等不少城市主干道也是饱受其苦e8fbef1f416c60fcc26ea5810c6dfad3MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkKuxuL2i

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 一定是特别的缘分JDVjZTM0NzRhZTY3ZTY=,才能成为“天使路” 61d59bf8af1e626f2664e82eba747eda420973b0

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被临幸的“天使路”JTVjZTM0NzRhZTY3ZWQ=,到底是一次群体性的随机临幸217504d24111498f924781145bea6a7f,还是动物世界生存法则下精挑细选的大自然馈赠?JDVjZTM0NzRhZTYxYWI=

MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9jtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkKu8uLGi

2017年437ea0b51c03fbf3d0df4e6e1a31ecd7,美国科学促进会的学术期刊《Science》在10月11日发表的一项研究认为QDVjZTM0NzRhZTY4MDY=,生活在城市里的大雁或野鹅b2699885b3528f5d5fb6faf923069a6734f47c91,熬过冬天的可能性是在乡村的两倍JDVjZTM0NzRhZTZiZmI=XjVjZTM0NzRhZTYxYjk=

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所以嘛cf10710fab2fceae347fffa1ebf937da,各地的“天使路”也别怪别人了381527c8402669536f3c6a550ef8ebae,谁叫你们地段最好f76cdd34a6c0e774916cbc80268148fb,气候宜人960cc9e6db043ac837ab8646758cbb44,金贵到连鸟都争着飞过来拉屎e01da4fc199f4aee945d659754d1a6e01fccfd59573d34b22cf93e5a75556617

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以几所学校为例子MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkZ2wpbmi8616a400604c87a47a3b3558257b89ca4ea2c7cd

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北师大校园本部绿地率29.8%MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGewzrWi,绿地覆盖率36.6%MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkZ2wqLWi。现有常绿乔木2258株31a795022b2ab740fe1f099e4d9a6097c8e39f31,落叶乔木4287株bd5f68f2b3389c381451531282619e31,常绿灌木4076株f741063a14eccd9340071b9d5dc47f9df9717543,落叶灌木7744株d96a2c64e9e99f35ce7a4e48eb6463935fbc539b,攀援植物3246株MDAwMDAwMDAwMHp9jtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGextbGi,竹类1221.86平方米0f9564b530100d9edfac65e170cd3f23,古树统计二级古树25株2186195a98076603b4b378a6fdb2659b,草坪类共计104180.36平方米19660a1bc3b85ef16be6b116e19046281874a5074ac63599500e74e4eec50485

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上海交通大学闵行校区绿化覆盖率40%XjVjZTM0NzRhZTY4NzM=,从1987年建校开始ITVjZTM0NzRhZTY4N2I=,连续20年的悉心呵护a756524a983a94ecfa1eebd3e5f542d2,使得该校区已经成为闵行地区知名的“小生态圈”aea563436cbe3065907cee9d55fa07991ea7a901。2018年370fc7dc1baed548b1b499fe98faf5cf,上海交通大学闵行、徐汇、七宝三个校区经上海市绿化委员会评审QDVjZTM0NzRhZTY4OTg=,再度获得“上海市花园单位”殊荣MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkZ2wy72iJDVjZTM0NzRhZTYyMGY=

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▲学生撑伞走过“天使路”MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkKyw262i

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香港中文大学占地134.4公顷JjVjZTM0NzRhZTY4OWY=,占山而建cc8eecc2fbb4bffebc7d19223e3f3b509dc9caf7,也就是说3b0ab67c8db1df2f61d66e6f2627c712f597b0df,整座山都是港中文大学的ec5f36b957e4c621042ae444cae60976,是香港各个大学中占地最大的大学0e6677acba9ed816a759c8bdf9b730b1,并且还连续数届获得年度香港环保卓越计划金奖KjVjZTM0NzRhZTZjMzY=b34d7aabcea7538e5d21ad634f8ad5b3

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中南大学就更不用说了MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGe8zrGi,传说中只见大树不见大楼、指路全靠玄学瞎点的学校0b2f4af89a2710c1b7055e0f76f00601。主校区的绿化率在长沙市名列第一MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGe827Gi,夏季气温比长沙市中心的气温低2-3°db1d6bb11de8222a3bf1d763db037897,日照时间短和日照面积都小MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGe9pami,就算再阳光强烈的夏季也格外舒适MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkZ2xpbWiMDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkKyxtbmi

MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9jtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkKyxuLWi

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▲中南大学829a9565f1d452b1fe18387386605712ced6c866

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而且校园中一般都不会有过高的建筑MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGe9pcui,不会对鸟类产生威胁b6acffc5de0b470c8766a5725394df725ec94cf8,大学食堂和宿舍最不缺的就是厨余外卖MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGe9tb2i,吃住都有了保障602c6b3bee275bd4855b1a4cf2c55066,真的不要太舒服0cbca01bfcf5c31cc6043288b2cfe796QDVjZTM0NzRhZTYyOTg=

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绿化率高30d1280b016d6171a239e46e7dc21b1e1410dc6f,树木繁多8f66f1d03ea03d44b08f2a2f196963f9a37e6105,冬暖夏凉XjVjZTM0NzRhZTY5MGQ=,日照适宜QDVjZTM0NzRhZTY5MTQ=,气候宜人MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6QhtKD3LSXgn14nbKdoqux2KGi,还闹中取静MDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGiwuLmi,几个标准筛下来ad8c4bf9d0ed72bf99a897b7621f2cc022fff28b,堪称是完美的选址攻略794e1d7a6bc2a38f6da4edce5c5176e912f670efMDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkKy8taWi

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但谁能想到鸟也是这么想的呢?这大概就是命中注定的相遇吧f6d60bd8da42b3a3d39ca78a66a86093JDVjZTM0NzRhZTYyYjc=

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 “天使路”逃生指南 52375af2e71e8e09d2abf5193bff1863b69bfbca

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那你可能要说了a6926cd7158b6f9266fcd55d54cfe9a5345e9976,鸟们不能控制一下自己吗?MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkKy9paWi

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不好意思IzVjZTM0NzRhZTY5M2M=,它们还真是控制不住自己183dc1c4e318ceeff5cacff8eba49bfcafb444303c8215e258cf94c9cb26e584

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鸟类是用泄殖腔排泄的MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGiwk7Wi,因为体内直肠较短JTVjZTM0NzRhZTY5NGI=,体内不能储存粪便QDVjZTM0NzRhZTY5NTI=,总体来说平均15分钟左右就会排粪一次MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkZ2x27mi同时它们也不会专门撒尿MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGixtbGi,所以每次排泄都是屎尿一起迸发3b75a36b245a852411e7b3851d6ab46f985357f3JjVjZTM0NzRhZTYzMTg=

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所以b2dd8b4485c12ec3361d26842aef029e50fdcda0,鸟是拦不住了XjVjZTM0NzRhZTY5Njc=,人类啊73397859a3c61c72f32e287e9c3edf3e,还是自己想办法吧ITVjZTM0NzRhZTZjOTA=MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkK2wy6Wi

509fa6cbcb46e83441ec1bb5a1abad0f

于是如何科学避“屎”MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGix26mi,成为不少人生命中额外的一门附加课b889ecf42f989b9ec231fdf4da224fa52905c1bf66f6806dc5e1c0a5a8c82b69

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QDVjZTM0NzRhZTY5ODE=,最体面的避屎姿势edb8b00aa44b7df4e0911af5b132ab2ec4aacd56

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匀速活动NWNlMzQ3NGFlNjk4OQ==,保证有且仅有最小的落点圆圈ab8ebb19232144109c7b2f4f044a2a55553468a6,相信两点之间线段最短MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGiyta2i,昂首阔步走过去吧JDVjZTM0NzRhZTY5OWY=,至于避“屎”的成功率MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6QhtKD3LSXgn14nbKdo5uwyKGi,就完全看人品了130dde92bfc90cc123a7f6cf06adfb28644d8d1e9d6dbc409bc0c56f0b25900063a2d976

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跑?年轻人你这是在玩火MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkK2xuL2i

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一动不动还有挽回的余地db7854ac8fa1f57a231c1296b979e21023f4f910,剧烈运动只有死路一条ebc36406189d83e6949bd59d899aa1e523dc045a。在“天使路”上快速跑动NWNlMzQ3NGFlNjliYQ==,极有可能激怒站在树上看热闹的鸟233bd3914eaa9595ffe3855e20371522,勾起它们的兴趣ef927c985d7b968b382ff5e039eedcba,甚至可能引发一场友谊赛JDVjZTM0NzRhZTZjYWM=。于是就从定点狙击变成了疯狂扫射MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGi8k7Gi,不信试试b0b78cbcd9d8ffe244a2d2af80801d856e62d2a7QDVjZTM0NzRhZTYzNzU=

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刚入职MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6QhtKD3LSXgn14nbKdo569oqGi,同事就意味深长地告诫JjVjZTM0NzRhZTY5ZWY=,“即使在没有霾的北京88580d60f48393fb17d04fffb6aaefa15304e5f1,口罩依然管用”MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkZ28y8ui。但ITVjZTM0NzRhZTY5ZmY=,真的管用吗?谁用谁知道0a58194ea0cbe180f7b5b74132936c7e2aa405e8e91802078d73ee58c996ba635c336974

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毕业的时候北师大给每个人发了一把天使伞留作纪念734f271fc0e9ec96e77f789eb28b77af,看着是挺可爱JTVjZTM0NzRhZTZhMTc=,但个中滋味只有自己知道861cadf0153070fece9adf243a420a149c731825。隔壁宁波大学的学子撑了四年的伞MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9jtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkZuwtcui,也没能让自己身上的鸟屎味变淡一些772fb003b896a6db512712d6e0ee49c4efa17b78MDAwMDAwMDAwMHp9jtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkK29uLmi

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▲来源:知乎05e5194755b0e5d878f64c3c3d4df3fc

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撑伞看起来是在避屎MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkZuwy62i,其实就是“接屎”IzVjZTM0NzRhZTZhMzM=,目标明确、面积大、难度低MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkZuw27Wi,甚至不需要它们多少蓄力JTVjZTM0NzRhZTZhNDQ=,在天上过个马路的功夫就能让你的伞有所收获3f67bcd8d7d78ddc474649cfd17975871862990ee8ce1dfacc9e5f3261e52ced05fc94cd

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举盆JjVjZTM0NzRhZTZhNGI=,除了脸其他都不要的避屎手法MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9jtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGOw28ui

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用盆的好处是JDVjZTM0NzRhZTZhNTI=,从挡屎的层面上cfa8ea6072d958b847b6bab5247dbb1c,算是基本保住了脸面;但它的坏处是816ff386c4f7dfb4747e564090b4d3d585d2cfaa,从用法的体面上717a0078dd1342af41e21dfa72ca9c5b9dd98896,也就基本告别了脸面IzVjZTM0NzRhZTZjZTk=。要是鸟屎真的从天而降了还能挽尊一波JDVjZTM0NzRhZTZhN2I=,可万一连脸都没保住呢?MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9jtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGOxpb2i

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拿书MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkZuxk7Gi,自杀式避“屎”手法JTVjZTM0NzRhZTY0NWM=

不仅护不住任何一个部位JjVjZTM0NzRhZTZhOGE=,还要葬送一本16开大书QDVjZTM0NzRhZTZjZjA=。但拿书挡有一个巨大的好处dd472b3ac719c295769e7deb05fbb64904879131,心理安慰效果max4fbebf9b661b2dc422a39e6a66edfdbf。有了这本书XjVjZTM0NzRhZTZhOTg=,就有了连走800米“天使路”的勇气MDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkZuytc-i,虽然是虚假的心理遮掩MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6QhtKD3LSXgn14nbKgfZuxoqGi,但万一呢IzVjZTM0NzRhZTZjZmU=MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjtCQtrCUgrCEmb6HkGOxuLWi

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b9434bd06873c04e53976c71b71f9786,如果这些都有用的话MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6QhtKD3LSXgn14nbKgfZyxsqGi,还会存在以上吐槽吗?4c7d428e9a851f5fd42245fe6ca95dab9532d729

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