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我闻了一百个彩虹屁,发现了这些秘密

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作者 | 井万MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9jtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKgZ-wzr2i

编辑 | 未生3a83e9fb9f2815e86893c85e0c76da3ce0bebca3

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在这个彩虹屁噗噗作响的年代9a6a7c0db0447c8c6b5ee4541ddf5f28,你有没有常常因为彩虹屁吹得不够响而感到跟网友们格格不入?MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKgZ-xuKmi

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彩虹屁:最早应用于饭圈QDVjZTRlZmFhOWM4ZmU=,发展至今已成为当今社会必备生存技能XjVjZTRlZmFhOWQwOGE=。意思是花式吹捧b753c3bb95ae86b99649e5999dbb5113,就连对方放的屁你都能把它吹成是彩虹MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKiKqyqLWi721e111c0e3b06c196c56d8596bf806f

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试问7f7350a2f78a4ad43d229b0695a8b8536626f805,究竟如何才能吹出一个完美的彩虹屁呢?洗脑又华丽的文案、魔性又搞笑的制图、严谨又详实的数据089297340fcbd5ad40cbb833a45c4b7f,哪一项才是彩虹屁食物链的顶端呢?c0be4df7ab9caa7ee79894af1b7e049c

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上流君研究了一百个彩虹屁QDVjZTRlZmFhOWM5Mzg=,从文学指数、难度指数、逼格指数等不同维度总结出七个等级1613fb879105a3c71dde46b76f0f370e,信我一句话9689ea8925d71da9dcbe70c93bc2a11b,学透这七级MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9jtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhGixtbmi,必引来夸赞纷纷:“你嘴这么甜MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6QhtKEqbnRjY13Zr2tomW82KGi,是吃彩虹屁长大的吧?”XjVjZTRlZmFhOWJlYzY=

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读文三分钟a31f5b76c12757ebfd7cafaa29ff3278b7ee2565,彩虹屁享用一生b3411203999ee40935c01db393f7526d,足矣a4f744b7d0b5522046b009baa956d05e2b9dbaa6QDVjZTRlZmFhOWJlZDc=

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 一级彩虹屁·啊啊啊派MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9jtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKgZ-9y7Wi

一级彩虹屁可谓简单粗暴易操作f3f1ad7734536525ed5d7840ec9203a5a87fd760,应用场景不限MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhGi8ta2i,肺活量大者皆可尝试c44595b240cb1928196b4858db8d0abee2500bf6,初入门学者走过路过不要错过QDVjZTRlZmFhOWQwYjk=MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9jtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKgaCwta2i

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你看那山尖的土拨鼠d0daf40659968de078ba2b8e1251c5fac27e33c9,多像吹一级彩虹屁时的模样0b31918ac69b2c289c8b6eeb518d0ed1f1fe58feJTVjZTRlZmFhOWJmNTM=

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“哇啊啊啊啊啊!好漂亮啊!”MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhGi8zr2i,“啊啊啊啊!小兔几好可爱啊!!”a0a4acab9c2a6a370417396c1049deec,“啊啊!你看这个长颈鹿!好高啊啊啊!”MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKgaCxk6mi

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一级彩虹屁不讲究任何技巧QDVjZTRlZmFhOWM5ZTY=,仅凭本能即可上手d15973f629c7c39274ab5b79a45c6759,多以“哇”“啊”“呀”“哈”等语气词开始7e98f43c65fcd9fb215a1e8d308b62f143cbc469,以感叹号结束d46c34525c2f18d3ee7662b7daeb86985a0958dd。语气词不在华丽JDVjZTRlZmFhOWNhMGE=,多就赢了07c50255304ff74e628c2f0ea9958de30bfcc064IzVjZTRlZmFhOWJmOWI=

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虽然没有修辞手法431de465ef2eb5f07e9bddc231ef7eb7410bda53,但时而夹杂“诶呀妈呀”“我的天”“卧X”等短语MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhZuwtcui,胜在感情浓烈76764e3222d67f26dfbed69529f4c978e9b41402d5c5220dc02100c711321edd168891a6

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亲亲8d44ceb79306657f4bc4394b4e927c131875aa1a,这边建议深吸一口气之后再喊1439df96c1ce58be33ae958512e5c84494a33f81,效果更佳哦JjVjZTRlZmFhOWQwZjY=。但MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhZuw28ei,一级彩虹屁使用需谨慎d7b38b8a0ce418c11c6ebdac03a8cc440a8eb24c,因为频繁而密集地使用语气词可能会被当作喇叭精7d7e618e2c8738b01d6185cbc240dc2d4cfbf3bd,频遭白眼MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6QhtKEqbnRjY13Zr53eaC8yKGif2cb694a6148df7f0fbc306f18dbe52ecb434152

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文学指数:0MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhKqwzq2i

难度指数:0MDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhKqxpb2i

逼格指数:0XjVjZTRlZmFhOWMwNjM=

综合指数:0MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhKqxy7mi

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 二级彩虹屁·真诚派 ITVjZTRlZmFhOWMwYTI=

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没有一点点修辞手段a401161b231a33ca7d7f9fc9ca6708c189784fa6,也没有一丝文采75b3c7c3c479b8a0a46e0a33b048b230082b97c6,二级彩虹屁单单凭着“真诚”出道MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhZuxy8ui,平平淡淡才是真ccecfba7c01d55931f6a6a2a3177b4186e70e723,正如世间万千夸赞都抵不过一句“真香”524185bd3d28015367c935976d65a1cb,因为这股子真诚劲也得多给半颗星XjVjZTRlZmFhOWQxMTY=e455a545fb8ef3444124430ee5c499181e31bf63

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▲总之就是真心吧MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6QhtKEqbnRjY13Zr2tfKy9oqGi

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本方法在独自面对倾诉对象时可以使用XjVjZTRlZmFhOWNhYTE=,效果优于一级彩虹屁8b9658f80d0fe68c764c2b6c99994ea6,把心底的夸赞直白说出来JDVjZTRlZmFhOWNhYzA=,让对方真切感受到我们确实是发自心底的赞扬MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6QhtKEqbnRjY13Zr1lfZ2xoqGi,不是尴尬地胡乱吹嘘83207ea416495f3d8c27d014380448eb1819c732da61a6e5804e0a86e4dc68050c38d77d3250582d

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▲雷神也逃不过彩虹屁KjVjZTRlZmFhOWMxODk=

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但亲亲MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhZu8k7Gi,这边建议要把握尺度MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6QhtKEqbnRjY13Zr1lfZ6yoqGi,千万不要变成商业尬吹现场MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKiKuwy72i3991b967b79bc6a57a704e20ea295e88ad0791aa

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文学指数:★MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhKu9pbWi

难度指数:★917d18b18af3eece78539152b8b42445

逼格指数:0a5f282540f72f23a7ba222803d2efc565ca6abe4

综合指数:★1d422a031d3fa7cc6009df52bb2a8f40eb570343

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 三级彩虹屁·万物皆“靓”派 JTVjZTRlZmFhOWMyM2I=

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前一阵广东作为“彩虹屁大省”上了热搜MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhZu9ta2i,不开心就到广东来27d31df4e3c7b648894ff21dbe5a3c94e70058f1,因为来广东你就会变靓仔、靓女、老板……在这里f48661870128ae5d4f8e7ee62e878d1d,你能重新找回你迷失已久的自信e9aadadaeb3a9c12e142d31272233cfb8ae86378QDVjZTRlZmFhOWMyNTY=

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▲来源:微博热搜699dfb5a28c5aa41829afc4aa4770caf060c2eb2

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三级彩虹屁XjVjZTRlZmFhOWNiMDg=,听者不会尴尬MDAwMDAwMDAwMHp9jtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhZywpc-i,甚至还想和你拜把子JjVjZTRlZmFhOWQxNGQ=MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9jtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhKyyqLmi

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只需在二级彩虹屁基础上加两个字6cb57fd8ec11a83bdd34f0880491dc95a9d0c130,两个字买不了吃亏IzVjZTRlZmFhOWNiMjI=,两个字买不了上当e676e9bf168d16b7ef25616b78d49be5。一声靓仔心花怒放KjVjZTRlZmFhOWNiMmU=,一声老板铿锵有力ITVjZTRlZmFhOWNiM2U=,年轻时是靓仔933dbb6c93c7c6a78ae7a154e3b8723c,年长就升级为老板NWNlNGVmYWE5Y2I1OQ==,仅两个字颜值财富地位都有了MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6QhtKEqbnRjY13Zr1lgGS9sqGi,说者可能无心MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhZyxzq2i,但听者定会上瘾13fb504577626e7f81ca8163d978fb312491fb865e149b0658a8bd01cb69e0015752dc49

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毕竟JjVjZTRlZmFhOWNiOGU=,被叫老板/靓仔/靓女一时爽QDVjZTRlZmFhOWNiOWI=,一直被叫一直爽f6323808fc105da6f3af27c791760386de9bf051MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhKy8uL2i

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MDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhZyyuLWi,亲亲34c517c08db4def3e91dd85f1ad37fc2,使用难度大概在于有时候不得不装成瞎子3eb7e9a8067f51481ce05bb2381e58b8,昧着良心a03c3ee7d2ba96baebd0cbcddc4015ed6c09004107daf895d8c406910c6cf040f99a0899

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文学指数:★MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhKy9qLWi

难度指数:★f9d0d570e23ed242b4030a3def09212b

逼格指数:★★c173165d1803fcceebf79519a7a7412f

综合指数:★☆JDVjZTRlZmFhOWMzMGQ=

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 四级彩虹屁·《成语大全》派 e8a0e6f132d72b11ccf1a75b1fb3905b

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那些年我们背过的成语9d80d5e921c889b8b3272dc3c610aafba474bc07,不用怪可惜的XjVjZTRlZmFhOWQxOTU=JDVjZTRlZmFhOWMzMzY=

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彩虹屁到了这个级别37ca6f4419b6ea8e8faf2c60e0a67c6ccbfde8c2,终于对得起九年义务教育997109181bcb049fba53832c0c00896c,对得起博大精深的中华文化了MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9jtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKiKuytcei148864ee27599b0e7d4ff631ef4192d672e8ff61

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▲清华才子实力演绎“有才就是任性”ITVjZTRlZmFhOWMzODU=

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别人要么土拨鼠3030c729fec2ef0cecc4b87d873e8eef,要么平平淡淡MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9jtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhZ2wpcui,唯有你的彩虹屁祭出一连串不带重样的四字成语3e189655b8da6411bd96adc52eb1d350,是不是想想就赢了?f3251fa69d6beeff2f7603c990bad6cf

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▲感谢当年背诵之恩|来源:微博MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6QhtKEqbnRjY13Zr2thZ2wyKGi

成语能凝练啰嗦的大白话57143a7201cffa52e94ddace691e7e9d51a31911,说出来简单有力ddda1bad05219faca4b8a66dd0290541,它有一些梦幻JDVjZTRlZmFhOWNjNDA=,因为被夸的人不见得能听懂;它还有一些嚣张MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6QhtKEqbnRjY13Zr1lhGOw2KGi,因为不论能不能听懂XjVjZTRlZmFhOWNjNWE=,都是说者骄傲0f6ae1122d4c4d27ad00ddce8483c7f4b54921e0,听者舒坦e5441afcab165deccc7a0ce5ce7bb4355909f6470f5a1e04f4d57628ab4da599e951e370

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比起一般成语4e249e770a53d3de18146a6d710da05a,更高级的是将对方名字揉入成语之中JDVjZTRlZmFhOWNjODk=,将脍炙人口的成语再次解释MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9jtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhZ2yqK2i,比如峥峥日上、居光宝气XjVjZTRlZmFhOWNjYTU=,既秀出逼格MDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhZ28tcei,更是展示了真心MDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKiKu8y6WiNWNlNGVmYWE5YzNlNA==

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但亲亲MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6QhtKEqbnRjY13Zr1lhZyx2KGi,这边建议在双方都有一定语文水平时可以使用ITVjZTRlZmFhOWNjZDE=,使用过程中最好随身携带《成语大全》MDAwMDAwMDAwMHp9jtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhZ29pa2i,以备不时之需哦IzVjZTRlZmFhOWQxYzk=86ab051aa845519ff73bfa20bee6e2a9

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文学指数:★★★★71c823813e5a351e56b4fc22beece1ce32947ab4

难度指数:★★★JTVjZTRlZmFhOWM0NDU=

逼格指数:★★★JTVjZTRlZmFhOWM0NGM=

综合指数:★★★MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhGOxqLWi

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 五级彩虹屁·古诗大赏派 326b2e8d876acaf126b4d912acf64878

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看过成语大全之后XjVjZTRlZmFhOWNjZTY=,古诗词、文言文彩虹屁了解一下?MDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhGOxk6mi

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正所谓功不唐捐(看8fdd15e0a3c85a0981158acc2ce58f83,逼格一下就出来了)9463691e04ea032801d262d1a22c7d8c,“背诵全文”的应试教育阴影终于在2019年彩虹屁大战中翻身了6288840177b20a065c92afb50c39664f,甚至还觉得自己当年背诵的古诗词不够多呢dd0135002a89919a8048903aa50a457cMDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhGOyqLmi

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▲彩虹屁吹好了048c76af9bd2706433af89f900f9248d,还能救命|来源:@影视剧大神e43cd7cd38586435da79fe965ad0fd9a0c54ac70

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想拍古装摄影的朋友们在选择摄影馆的时候那叫一个纠结bc3b673a078db4f5b952018e98918d6c9c00b8b0,甭纠结438953248913d066923b36aa7d1a1bb7,光P背景不配彩虹屁的都是异端JjVjZTRlZmFhOWQxZTI=ITVjZTRlZmFhOWM0ZjE=

QDVjZTRlZmFhOWM0ZmI=

像下面这样的文字MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhZ6w26mi,挑两条p上去MDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhZ6wk7Wi,再赠一封影楼私人订制国风书信5f43b15c7359886f2ede8b0a5c5411f8,投诉电话都少了c95eff413f7867f8faec44321a1b3e4d7c49e60dMDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhGO9zrGi

MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhGSwpbWi

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▲来源:微博IzVjZTRlZmFhOWM1MjY=

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在本级彩虹屁中胜出的人或许还能去参加《中国诗词大会》06186af8e91301b3666115d9f06da632a1fd9512,一举两得KjVjZTRlZmFhOWQxZmY=MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhGSwzr2i

fc2827a58f8368651e280b56d4dc6e150e34a256

文学指数:★★★★0a44e72c1c49d364af803883b9952f0214cab473

难度指数:★★★NWNlNGVmYWE5YzU2Ng==

逼格指数:★★★★IzVjZTRlZmFhOWM1NzI=

综合指数:★★★☆MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhGSx27Wi

f9c32bbe8f27d27acd656e1af65e111a

 part.6MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhGSyqLGi

 六级彩虹屁·修辞学者派 2f7dde1b2d8f12563027738501ec8393e39eddf5

MDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhGSyuLWi

第六级开始IzVjZTRlZmFhOWNkNzA=,修辞手法出现了cf7f82d7616b373ad0f2b42ba3bb491a,瞬间更高级了JDVjZTRlZmFhOWQyMGI=4956c38a2c34499d3a5d80a10233fd8b42776a45

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想象力要丰富MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhZ6xk7mi,用词要大胆MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhZ6ytami,差异性要强烈MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhZ6yuLWi,全部融合在一个复杂的修辞中bde79be7a9d3d897f3301d0c39622798,这个彩虹屁就呼之欲出了018804fde42739216cfa69f62971d2200b3f8b54732cb439980a49c1ba4851f917530af1

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第一步JjVjZTRlZmFhOWNkYzA=,巧用比喻ded25774275a6750d6eabcb5a53992cb,帮助对方刷新自我认知3023985a6bffe95fc9d36335a7e28263MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhGS827Wi

JjVjZTRlZmFhOWM1ZGE=

当你拉着女朋友的手说88941e68fa643294ffc33f1aefc638def905ee2e,“你长的不是肉MDAwMDAwMDAwMHp9jtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhZ69qKmi,是压在我心上的砝码”2ccd47cfd5eb01f69e10692c39eba7fe,将对方身上的肉比喻成她在你心里沉甸甸的份量ec8084b21d52f39d3bd5bd80fa587e6f,试问谁不想要这样的彩虹屁?MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhGS9qK2i

242a44983509f157453f8bed7934074cdcf73df5

加了比喻的彩虹屁还能让人身临其境:MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9jtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhGS9y7Gi

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你的汗水不是汗水XjVjZTRlZmFhOWNlMTA=,是玫瑰花的露水;你的胡子不叫胡子efa89e6bc897cba063a17b681f9cdbc3,是玫瑰花刺;你的脚丫子不叫脚丫子ITVjZTRlZmFhOWNlMjg=,是玫瑰花根48c515bbf206536922b6287880829c99f00d7878。(是不是一股玫瑰花味儿)MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6QhtKEqbnRjY13Zr2tkKq9yKGi

看见他的瞬间全身像是充满电流b37ebff2741451b5aecd04c61b1aa58c。(那就是触电的感觉)51a4a5284c6dd78a637986749df19ccf

他像小猫一样亮出了小爪子219285434076f4c7188c5a0e11b9dfaa。扎牙舞爪露出滑稽的表情MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhZ-wzqmi,却又在下一刻笑溢出了嘴角a3aaa03aa40aa1969826346fab10fe74。他眼睛一弯KjVjZTRlZmFhOWNlNDE=,嘴角一扬MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKiKyxtb2i。像七月良夜的月牙MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhZ-xpbGi,挠过心尖fec9cd221f344b97ccb6c48c672896ab777e5b88。(唉哟MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhZ-xqLmi,挠过心尖)MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhGWwy62i

第二步ITVjZTRlZmFhOWNlNWY=,夸张ac31297bc915f8a651d4c4071073099fc51600c4,夸张9c670447bc9a55fc91f2f4d56412cf24,还是夸张fede9eb0eb583ac7d1f0441c2761ba165225de7a,彩虹屁怎么能少得了夸张?MDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhGWwzrWi

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▲韩国粉丝夸起爱豆来MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhZ-yqKmi,不遗余力f6b04be4322ca532c6015e9e39f2a3776629cb1c

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深吸一口气b842d294660e735af74742593485a125e95f6194,稳住肺活量38e7b6ff5c0ea15fe4aeccb4bef1aeaa,卯足想象力1da29b1d147eaf6ec46fe141bb1aaee9,好了MDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhZ-8zr2i,开始夸!6ae1a71260aea4e3c1aadda4c74dce0b

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你是在用脸杀人吧!不要再持靓行凶了!可不可以让我在你家的洗碗池里游泳?面对这样的ideadad79fa6c017ed5755b69add52ef4778b6b64107,我除了窒息没有什么要表演的MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKiKyx27Gi8491689ff9d793debd87faf71ef9b7218971670f

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夸张程度取决于吹彩虹屁者的真诚程度c13a87089e12f671265f4fa21698cd91,当然有时候人们夸张起来“不要命”f583e3e66afe903cbdbdb2325c3e4227。就凭这一股子不要命的劲头b3cd97f04d5fc1450573d19c62637a5b0e54e6df,给四颗星一点都不过分263d20602befb5ff581b5d2ac32ed2e5MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9jtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhGWyuLWi

3cc6114acf3db59798fa95fec39c4d51

文学指数:★★★★af1f097bd60b0bad15655e04ca21a2792c847db2

难度指数:★★★★MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhGW8262i

逼格指数:★★★★MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhGW8k6mi

综合指数:★★★★085bdd438bce16e60bf3494229d9691e

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 part.7JjVjZTRlZmFhOWM2ZTc=

 七级彩虹屁·小论文满分派 QDVjZTRlZmFhOWM2ZjA=

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七级彩虹屁为叙事剧本大赏MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhaCwpbmi,情节推进安插在彩虹屁里5a4c6fb3676164e522168d577e3a346ae3373a98cf6956dd59474281eb469d04

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鲜有人能扛起“彩虹屁编剧”的大旗bba3bed96f1b6d52ba59fba8fe8eeca6d06b2df8,但一旦扛起来MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhaCwy6Wi,绝对杀伤力无敌15f3a161c0426e25542df5ddd054c7a0IzVjZTRlZmFhOWM3MTY=

JDVjZTRlZmFhOWM3MjU=

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为对方编排一出大戏MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhaCwzrGi,主角安排上d1e37a540ffedeba2855105eb315533575a5969f,比喻夸张成语古诗词都垒上f16dafe5ffa41e6fd35eaafee94e3d1b,背景铺垫、氛围渲染一个不能少5a156c4a7b8a5cc28ed7b2d09e5236f7,叙事手法把对方一步步带入情节c9126ed582bb6fab407ae87af3023c61,别的不说8437782e8dbd49174b1041a55cc36a50,就凭字数这点JTVjZTRlZmFhOWNmOGE=,一次性叨叨个五百字还不带重样的7fb3c76b914db22e23a26bc5d9e388ef,多装点门面4bea19165c14e87718a9343c99c81d3a2bc4b701e885ab3d9bced077eff126767f6c8bcdb428682d

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有时候这种可以提前准备好ITVjZTRlZmFhOWNmYTY=,但大多数时候e3df1cb769731be2d02b2b1f09018f33e499585f,生活互吹必须张口就来f8cc2857199f7cb63831d76efa0f23ef,现编现夸9493782318b7588fa59b2cb5208c8c5afa19970e,就地取材MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKiKy9pbWi。如果你想请求室友帮忙点名MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhaC8k7Wi,直说还觉得抹不开面QDVjZTRlZmFhOWNmZWU=,你可能需要一个彩虹屁编剧:ef9f3440f5b495bdbd8c876977aba23c273061b6

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刚才做梦去卢浮宫抢劫被发现触碰了警报MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhaC9y6Wi,你因为装作是雕像IzVjZTRlZmFhOWQwMDY=,所以我就被抓走了JTVjZTRlZmFhOWQwMTI=,为了救我7ea2550e0bf8b7dd7cffd3ef5614669c482bb2b0,求求雕塑美男帮我点个名吧!473096c2f4d56811a84337fee81a6b62b603eb41

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但亲亲83d6c304f993fadd004c7048a6b5c20f4c7f8358,这边建议七级彩虹屁慎用哦6d91ccb38bcd6fb9c3bfb7e56a6dd9f6,效力太足1924c45ce40c21fd097d5c4c0b6571e6b0e25f43,面对面说起来极容易让别人产生“你是不是想向我求婚”的误解IzVjZTRlZmFhOWQwNTc=,所以最好限用于文字书面f0197a65a9a201499c1bdf93d2945a66MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6QhtKEqbnRjY13Zr2tmmi82KGi

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文学指数:★★★★★5494a11deed26a80ab14e420924895f4

难度指数:★★★★★NWNlNGVmYWE5YzdkMA==

逼格指数:★★★★★MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhGa9pa2i

综合指数:★★★★★MDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhGa9qLmi

MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKhGa9uLGi

以上七级彩虹屁整理至此MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtCQtrXQjqN4mbOKiKqxtc-i,为了检验你们的学习成果62df92b530c78b269e9f6c31f1fcb43d5aada92f,欢迎以任意一级彩虹屁吹向作者吧!评论区见!d92c4fb8f2267f06326d43206ef1c51cf4b33098

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