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90后装嫩指南

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作者 | 吴丹妮MDAwMDAwMDAwMHp9jtGDpsbdg413qb2tnmi9y8ui

编辑 | 大锤QDVkMDcyOWExYzhhMGI=

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前阵子丁凯乐结婚的消息02b2629a45c535b21d3fd1c2ea2ff531,直接引起了我微博以及朋友圈里的小范围震动01f93b468b4684bff8b6f401faa57e47ee273653。大家纷纷感慨时间都去哪儿了96d1f3f43f2a8693ccce20bd2985e6a7,从第一次看到丁凯乐到现在不知不觉XX年就过去了XjVkMDcyOWExYzkzZjA=XjVkMDcyOWExYzhhMWQ=

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然而没想到的是27f12abd861f2fcdf0b1f5e5567cedef,面对沉迷怀旧无法自拔的我们52b11bce96916a36c03ef649dd08cf30,身边的00后们却是一头雾水:00f01226dd4fab8616be6fe9a4170908

“谁?丁凯乐是干嘛的?你们在感慨些什么?”MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtGDpsbdg413qb2tn5uytcui

“《快乐星球》的小男主啊!我们小时候可火了!”7031026ffff8b21f3bba5ed95a5d0d49e00a13c1

“哦怪不得我们不知道MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6Qid2E3KyZjYp4m7OHfZuw2KGi,你们小的时候我们还没看过几眼电视呢JjVkMDcyOWExYzkzZjg=。” 4a83e90034678c1db2063193bead06bd

“……”6af31bdd30c8bb524c88941d259de7c6

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作为常年依靠装傻充愣混迹于95后、00后的圈子里的90后af592c6480262c556a5d0e823486d3c0,一不小心就容易暴露自己的年龄d4bce26037e95fb935361a44f006254f。于是在这里7190ed8e0394b7cc323475c00bfcec31,贴心的上流君已经为你整理了一份老梗避雷攻略IzVkMDcyOWExYzk0MGE=。各位切记:人群甩梗一时爽IzVkMDcyOWExYzkxYzA=,暴露年龄悔断肠啊MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6Qid2E3KyZjYp4m7OHiKq9oqGi79a7fd55d673874c3e24eee3e67b0d15e7e78ff8

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作为几大常规续命场所之一KjVkMDcyOWExYzkxY2U=,KTV也就当仁不让地成为了当代社畜们最喜欢的集体活动场所之一(主要也因为实在没什么其他地方)KjVkMDcyOWExYzk0MWQ=。然而殊不知在KTV黑暗的包间中eff6cd7f430dbc02a6b12da7776d2f85,却隐藏着暴露年龄的巨大隐患IzVkMDcyOWExYzk0MjQ=61467270b60443245d425117180f9a18a7ec291a

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因为你可能会发现彼此之间选择的歌曲横向包含各个风格JDVkMDcyOWExYzkxZGM=,纵向跨越不同年代MDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjtGDpsbdg413qb2tomOwy7mi。而几首歌过后在场的各位也纷纷自行分拨坐定MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtGDpsbdg413qb2toqu9qLWi,寻得可以和自己搭档合唱或是叫好捧场的老铁MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtGDpsbdg413qb2tomOwzrGiITVkMDcyOWExYzhiMjc=

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但如果你孤身一人落入了95后甚至00后的包围圈7346cdc36384e44e1c446197c15592a3,结果很可能是人家已经嗨起来的时候IzVkMDcyOWExYzkxZjI=,你还在查歌名;而当你已经陶醉在自己“成熟的”嗓音中时a9ae1d35776218ec7e48feae7990b459,却会时不时听到这么一句:df4eaf6124795f17203c1629a29db9cb56fb5b41

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“没听过诶MDAwMDAwMDAwMHp9jtGDpsbdg413qb2toqu9zqmi,应该是你那个年代的歌吧~”00da1bb239864ca419aa8ae2ebfe59d0500ff075

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哭了KjVkMDcyOWExYzkyMDk=,因为你突然想到同样的话3800a593bf92140bf57350aad3c9274ed1f5e9e4,过年家庭聚会时你好像也曾对你二舅说过……KjVkMDcyOWExYzhiN2E=

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除此之外JDVkMDcyOWExYzkyMWE=,关于一些老歌的歌词梗也要稍加注意MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjtGDpsbdg413qb2tomOw27mic0431326de0bb9d2451c4ad33fbf181667c29dc0

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也不是说这些歌词梗不能用QDVkMDcyOWExYzk0NDQ=。虽然它们的出处有些年代了JDVkMDcyOWExYzkyMjE=,但如果使用得当XjVkMDcyOWExYzkyMjg=,依旧可以很好地假装自己是个95后3ab61feb2538823602b629a3b7650ac44c65ba0d。比如说在转发爱豆绝美大片时MDAwMDAwMDAwMHp9jtGDpsbdg413qb2toqywy8-i,你就可以:MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6Qid2E3KyZjYp4m7N6gZyx2KGi

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在为爱豆打榜时你可以说:IzVkMDcyOWExYzhiZjA=

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又比如在抢到了妇联首映场的电影票时MDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjtGDpsbdg413qb2toqyw26Wi,你也可以疯魔一下下:MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjtGDpsbdg413qb2tn52wuK2i

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不过无论如何请务必答应我一点——千!万!不!要!唱!出!来!装嫩一世NWQwNzI5YTFjOTI0MQ==,破功一时啊朋友们!!!6dd2aaefcdae8840ce431c6aee956764

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 那些年b222fa5e42953ece5c99e7932cf05790361d60c8,我们一起Pick过的爱豆 f54c6cd30acc1bb15143ce20a7b4d718bbd5730d

也许“上了年纪”(双引号是我们最后的倔强)的你已经对小鲜肉们提不起兴趣了197ee4fba1041ae200c480c9b828b1896c9f9a4b,节目也没正经看过几眼9644a6e9e915240332efa6d5a3cf3379,但是依然难免卷入到办公室里实习生们的讨论之中e2cff8ba8e52c556a92508df5d601e679bf13a86。这时候请听上流君一句MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtGDpsbdg413qb2toqyxtc-i,自动禁用以下高亮词汇NWQwNzI5YTFjOTQ1ZQ==e1fa770ca7e6b73a03cdd4058859d914

实习生A:昨天的总决赛你看了没???MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6Qid2E3KyZjYp4m7N6hGa8yKGi

实习生B:看了680ff0cebd0532df5fdd3fcceb1aa23e2bea12e3,我家xxx居然没有出道aef1a615c0d09625af3ee3e44ec0c40b38d6228c,气死我了705390b8e4a22a2b9f83468d65dc0f820915d3fb,黑幕!MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjtGDpsbdg413qb2tn52ypbWi

你:欸我说这比赛冠亚季军都是谁啊?48aa4e2704c902d85a9c1af0639c2eed974d53dd

住口!再说下去fac64e7b43e1c1ad5ba6a11606905588,你的真情实感以及追加油好男儿、快乐男声的历史就要暴露了MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtGDpsbdg413qb2tomOxuL2i。忘掉什么冠亚季军吧MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtGDpsbdg413qb2toqyypbGi,现在讲究的都是C位出道MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjtGDpsbdg413qb2tomOxy8eiMDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtGDpsbdg413qb2tn52yuKmi

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实习生A:欸MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjtGDpsbdg413qb2toqyyqKmi,土创你看了吗?3c34c5b8468b96cd884d3fae338a35234422a306

实习生B:看了ef1c179b2315938f7a1eb9cb9861b835872ffa42,不过暂时还没有看到心动的…NWQwNzI5YTFjOGNkYQ==

你:我也看了一点36cf9bb7f2c5530d72da13d46143cb41,那xxx还不错f248e4eb385644cd73559d306c498378da762ba7,你们都支持谁呢?573e36c5f2411e9cdf7836e37cf81f3e03b9c77f

这位同学a3954e6a51db72d1022e97149d47d1d2,请自动跟唱 pick me pick me up一千遍c75228543fcaabdeba233a3bc9c38bf2,并且用 pick 练习造句一百遍MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtGDpsbdg413qb2tomOx26WiMDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjtGDpsbdg413qb2tn529tbGi

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实习生A:快来看QDVkMDcyOWExYzkyYmY=,XXX也太绝了吧!粉了粉了!JTVkMDcyOWExYzhkMTQ=

实习生B:是哦!pick了!MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjtGDpsbdg413qb2tn56wtbmi

你:让我瞅瞅4b8a447c315926afb248ffa9fcdae344,是挺帅的!我也要给他投一票~MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjtGDpsbdg413qb2tn56wuLGi

投票?咋投呢45356b0daba5d8f0fdfa329aaaa487ef5d2eb372,发短信投吗c7b3f8f40607215874c89e1152bd5f59b9244742,你倒是投一票给我看看啊?支持Ta,就给Ta买奶票好嘛!??奶票!!67853c26cad7115cfa5c077e20598df3d4726ff2

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除了更新词库1ce0852c84d3f9d63413155f23582edac532ee4c,有些老梗你也可以暂时先忘掉JjVkMDcyOWExYzkyZWI=,假装自己从来没听过MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6Qid2E3KyZjYp4m7OHiGa8yKGi。比如山支大哥可以有cfaa1b7ec7a11772b3681d44c1be4ced,至于春哥和曾哥……daa614041b0ae251ac3c9cec7018d0b4fef98003

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这都9012年了MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtGDpsbdg413qb2toqy9y7Gi,这种老梗为什么还有人在提?大清早就亡啦14a51bc4eceadffc4876a125a9bf1f11227799f6,杨超越才是大家现在的新锦鲤好嘛!b4a96b7d37b1f2ecb912958c18e7d562

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所谓年龄越大ITVkMDcyOWExYzkzMTM=,入戏越深22f5a32d68701f175a33145bee0029988c84ec2b,是因为之前经典的影视剧b37f710465e937e541f9a2f9c491ca6cb4ef1de0,缔造了太多让人们津津乐道的梗QDVkMDcyOWExYzk0OGE=。比如c51f4929cbad21eb0c0ece95df4525596c83fac3

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当然这其中也一定少不了充满市井味的港剧台词:MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtGDpsbdg413qb2tn5-wqK2i

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最后也不要忘了我们都迷过的台湾偶像剧:59c1664eeae74cdbc0fc807d181aa064b540cef2

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没错aadcd06b77eff5f9dea896cc5d8ea8b5,像我们这样“上了年纪”的朋友聊起陈年老剧来确实如数家珍JDVkMDcyOWExYzkzMzk=,经典台词信手拈来MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjtGDpsbdg413qb2tomOyqLGi。但是麻烦还是不要总挂在嘴边c0a8d68ed652f16dd26c854a15a6009c,原因与老歌相同……f773ec2a9270c8c2d8175ee5c6e717c6

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以下是一些台词梗正确使用方法的示范:d9329de079faef66d2308080ef568c4438a75550

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当你化身柠檬精时你可以说:41859f313a98db29640d963dae977484

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看球赛激动到不能自己时6d88badeb877e5d765370cf932fa0dd1,你也可以说:MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtGDpsbdg413qb2tn5-8zrGi

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并且听我一句劝MDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjtGDpsbdg413qb2toq2xqKmi,千万不要尝试用这样的方式说话:MDAwMDAwMDAwMHp9jtGDpsbdg413qb2tn5-9y62i

A:明天晚上要不去看电影的吧?MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjtGDpsbdg413qb2tn5-9zqmi

B:好的!MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtGDpsbdg413qb2tn6Cwpa2i

A:你想看什么电影?MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtGDpsbdg413qb2tn6CwqK2i

B:我都OK啊00e5d547c1401d3ef0a464940d490d8974d6fbef,元芳你怎么看?IzVkMDcyOWExYzhmMTk=

元芳:我倒要看看到底是谁还在cue我????QDVkMDcyOWExYzhmMjQ=

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A:要不去看妇联吧~5510cc97a8a74c9c74f20bf8870c8a106f1819a5

B:好的呀JTVkMDcyOWExYzhmNTU=

A:说定了哦MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtGDpsbdg413qb2toq2xuKmi,千万不要像上次一样临时变卦MDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjtGDpsbdg413qb2tn6Cxtb2i

B:确定一定以及肯定!7e911195593eff2afc6c1978823d6bc781145cf5

快醒醒朋友8fd47540cbdeb1774f7c3d9e5541beac3e176bbc,别再等武林外传的后80回了NWQwNzI5YTFjOTM3MA==,郭芙蓉现在可是苏大强的女儿!MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtGDpsbdg413qb2tn6Cxy72i

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 part 4MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtGDpsbdg413qb2tn6CyqKmi

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作为一个用过小灵通和诺基亚4a355d96003c8e4c8f0484cc28862f515a284046,从windows98一路走来的数码时代山顶洞人JjVkMDcyOWExYzkzODk=,你一定十分精通各种数码产品的编年史d8013f40e206dcdae98de59311220d0b60100070。但是有的时候太过念旧可就暴露年龄了MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjtGDpsbdg413qb2tomOyuLWi。如果还想继续厚着脸皮装嫩MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjtGDpsbdg413qb2toq2yqKmi,有些梗还是少提为妙MDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjtGDpsbdg413qb2tomO8tbmiJTVkMDcyOWExYzhmYWI=

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以下就是一些错误示范:9673a6009da1de9522aa5bf3b5385d1834f13ae4

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你以为自己是在夸人家拍的照片a46b20d34088bcd99b63aa3aae740861b4ccd465,像电脑桌面一般精美NWQwNzI5YTFjOTRiOQ==。然而人家实习生可能以为你是在说他拍的照片又老又土……f641c76a739a47cd6165e3a34c9aca21dd2e05f2

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实习生:我做错了什么?我为什么被拉黑了?我明天还要来上班吗?7cec78a642a137fef6e85adf2706e322a598e6be

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说了这么多MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjtGDpsbdg413qb2toq2yuK2i,最能造梗的一定还是网络本身XjVkMDcyOWExYzk0YzE=。不过网络梗来得快78e6221e077ec11afc4dba5e13b266762612015f,去得也快7803a415fc29087a222aaf78c0e9e4fc。想要跟上年轻人的步伐MDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjtGDpsbdg413qb2toq28uKmi,除了学习新梗之外MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtGDpsbdg413qb2toq28y6mi,你还得必须忘掉那些陈年老梗f0d967c2e67f2d1108fbb09dad8dd9ab3603faf7,要不然效果只会加倍灾难:KjVkMDcyOWExYzkwNDA=

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你:“怎么回事bc6a0beb27e06e6600fc6c9f42dc3c0c8eec318a,现在的年轻人都不上网的吗?这种网络流行词汇都不知道?”MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtGDpsbdg413qb2toqqxy7Wi

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你:“来人啊!上次的那个实习生怎么还没有走??”70a401a5d5b4de718eb682a2e29b2e215574699f

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说这些的时候QDVkMDcyOWExYzkzY2Y=,是不是感觉自己成熟有魅力梗又多?JTVkMDcyOWExYzkwZDQ=

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然而于此同时的实习生群是这样的:cf1247b760fa72b694de54907dd6967f

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所以看到了吗朋友JDVkMDcyOWExYzkzZDc=,如果你看不懂年轻人的梗真不是很要紧e98c98245639a54e88f1ab082004d45ef708dab6,但自己那一肚子老掉牙的梗就真真真别再用了!MDAwMDAwMDAwMHp9jtGDpsbdg413qb2toquwqLGi

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你还知道哪些常见的老年梗?7119d537e73f5eabedac214a88da45344f70570f

说出来让大家标记一下~35e10dce2cf15c0923a88da557541380

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