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日本人说坐便不科学,蹲位才是最棒的?

这条推送bf5e9c1ba623515fed0be5ff1fe0de7b003095f6,大概是有味道的079016a93c169d143747460b319e323b

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日本最大的公共通讯服务商DoCoMoa87d098cd41ac1765c01a3e35f8796b3d4d073fd

之前出过一个公益广告d9b4a8eb37021edbed5176c2bae2790289c9fb04

——教外国人怎么用厕所6a9001255967a4f3bde9b81d8341425c

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不要以为这是个玩笑MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjtGDpsbcgnqZqbKtfKq8k7Gi

他们是认真的(捂脸)JDVkMDcxNDgxNzEwZTA=

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就全球大数据而言MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtGDpsbcgnqZqbKtfKq9tc-i

上厕所一般分为蹲坑式和坐便式两种MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjtGDpsbcgnqZqbKtfKq9y6mi

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然而很多欧美歪果仁IzVkMDcxNDgxNzExMDk=

根本无法做到完全着地的蹲着JTVkMDcxNDgxNzExMTA=

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???什么鬼MDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjtGDpsbcgnqZqbKtfKuwtcui

这不就是一个“蹲厕”的标准姿势嘛MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6Qid2E3KiUg3p3ZLGHfKywsqGi

这有什么难的!NWQwNzE0ODE3MTEzMQ==

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然而他们一般只能做到6c8c02aae70869ad3fbaa9831e6a2c17678d76ce

下面这种欠脚式的蹲法MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9jtGDpsbcgnqZqbKtfKuxpa2i

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其实JTVkMDcxNDgxNzE3NGY=,由于生理结构有微妙差异MDAwMDAwMDAwMHp9jtGDpsbcgnqZqbKtfKux26Wi

大部分西方人的跟腱发育不完全QDVkMDcxNDgxNzExODE=

东方人“一蹲到底”这个动作KjVkMDcxNDgxNzE3NTc=,西方人很难做到MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjtGDpsbcgnqZqbKtfKuypa2i

所以他们经常把这种动作称为“亚洲蹲”d9e28da5ee27b7e800e0d93b7d0f8828

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这意味着他们无法使用蹲厕c549a58a1fb7fd86d5c03252df1342e5

非常容易向后仰倒(然后沾一屁股shicaf164cac40492424312b2bfee2c127f,嗯)MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjtGDpsbcgnqZqbKtfKu8tcei

东方人在西方找不到蹲厕MDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjtGDpsbcgnqZqbKtfGaxy62i,也有这个原因4cf2c4e45a677e7e4f720dec59272687

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脚后脚跟完全着地的蹲下7121ce83d98de573168f8c1d6c33712f

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脚跟不可以翘起来JTVkMDcxNDgxNzEyMGQ=

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面对平坦的机场厕间KjVkMDcxNDgxNzEyMWI=

初来乍到的歪果仁甚至不知道bdfd48c456dcbc9d8ac5e58369223b45

自己的屎门该对准哪个方向JDVkMDcxNDgxNzEyMjk=

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像亚洲人一样全脚着地的亚洲蹲d57851c02a604b4173a73419af181678

是让老外难以解释的迷思MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjtGDpsbcgnqZqbKtfKyxtb2i

他们甚至还出了个教程56ef894e5a596aab3f93313dac6c6835f8c66abb,教欧美人应该怎么蹲!MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjtGDpsbcgnqZqbKtfKyxuLWi

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1.双脚分开与肩同宽MDAwMDAwMDAwMHp9jtGDpsbcgnqZqbKtfKyypbGi

2.慢慢的蹲下直到你的屁股无限接近脚后跟KjVkMDcxNDgxNzEyOTA=

3.为了保持平衡你也可以把胳肢窝撑在膝盖上4956c9341168b85c7bb77c21ec490955

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YouTuBe上关于亚洲蹲的讨论也是一抓一大把MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjtGDpsbcgnqZqbKtfKy8zr2i

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甚至还有一部纪录短片关于亚洲蹲XjVkMDcxNDgxNzEyZjg=

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为啥只有我们亚洲有这样的蹲姿呢ITVkMDcxNDgxNzEzMjc=

有人还真的研究了JjVkMDcxNDgxNzE3Nzk=,还给出了结论:QDVkMDcxNDgxNzEzMmU=

理论一: 东亚人的腿相对较短JjVkMDcxNDgxNzE3ODQ=,所以平衡点与美国人不同7e6ce233420fd8e53999c89adac5402165e905d91821abe8ecfc33e5e757aa3d91917f7079be1105

理论二: 与高中生物书上“长颈鹿为什么脖子长”的原理一样fe6bef117d7a4a2bbb1bcffd4d7532a8。理论三: 许多亚洲国家采用蹲式厕所KjVkMDcxNDgxNzE3ZjE=JDVkMDcxNDgxNzEzM2Q=

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第一个理论给歪果仁一个强硬的支撑30cf970da2e797d302b5bd6c227ba02bb471a983

“因为我的腿长”5a0c4e549f0ee267997afc6261fc34f24cb2c0fc

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那你倒是解释解释JjVkMDcxNDgxNzEzOWU=

俄罗斯人咋这么能蹲d267beaa137f64266002404fe4912f9e

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强大的战斗民族——俄罗斯人告诉了我们蹲坑的第二种叫法斯拉夫蹲!!c0c436b1d66e42fbfab23379a6af461cabc5d8a4

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别看人家跟我们一个蹲比起亚洲蹲JDVkMDcxNDgxNzE3OGM=,这动作也是毫不逊色!完全可以鼓足底气2cc8479309fad5a7add7c2ab344dd8d5,告诉你:舞台在哪儿NWQwNzE0ODE3MTc5Yg==,我们就蹲在那儿!JTVkMDcxNDgxNzEzZTE=

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回到我们东方人身上ed6a6c589d9a6d4813051a5e2804fcf57073921f

其实我们大便的姿势也是还有提高的空间MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjtGDpsbcgnqZqbKtfGOxtaWi

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首先IzVkMDcxNDgxNzE3YTQ=,科学家认为:6d813cdbbffbe5ac782cd426bd24ef31

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从生理层面来解释009fc36c93a7a6e059d339c2d889003870d8d771,是这样的:462f4fa3fd06076da31902a7e9a612cb3f5513d8

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因此蹲便才是最正确的拉耙耙的姿势哦~MDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjtGDpsbcgnqZqbKtfGSxqLWi

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这个时候如果你家里使用的马桶7eadb0c7e8cf8888d84d1ace682a272a

为了更好地拉出便便dff872b862738eb9cb55b3e5fd55443d720965af

你就需要一个垫高双腿的小凳子JjVkMDcxNDgxNzE1ODg=

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这个小凳子的发明原理就这么简单723ede282c4667354854e3959d756b15

它只是比普通的凳子形状更适用于马桶ITVkMDcxNDgxNzE1Yjc=

不用的时候也便于收纳到马桶下面而已ITVkMDcxNDgxNzE1YmU=

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日站君上亚马逊随手一搜e850d620ab55bfcd35cdaae0993d61f8

清一色的小板凳就跳出来了!71a9a8a4c1ba90f187b352cd8f04e1245e6064f8

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在亚马逊的购物评论里一条留言里e91b5d3d4a88705153ee339de91e6b5949751891

甚至出现了一条8000赞的回复ITVkMDcxNDgxNzE3Yjc=,翻几页评论JjVkMDcxNDgxNzE2MmY=

人们对蹲便椅最多的形容是40ab00b459f0b6c5a966d39973c4961e

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“我以前从来没想到过我的排便569a8f2aaf85a661ddceaf6373039a94

应该是如此的流畅快意和大量MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjtGDpsbcgnqZqbKtfGewqKmi。”ITVkMDcxNDgxNzE2NGQ=

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蹲便改坐便坐便改蹲便0f11b3114eb1dfe65b87a007d125b090afb96ba7

如同本源了佛学看山水的至高轮回MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9jtGDpsbcgnqZqbKtfGWyqK2i

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 “我每次便意来袭XjVkMDcxNDgxNzE3YmY=,只要稍微耽搁一会MDAwMDAwMDAwMHp9jtGDpsbcgnqZqbKtfGWytc-i

哪怕是拿纸的功夫f6ff92702082a4fe0f9967a879628d96ee948d76,这坨屎就可能凭空蒸发了13d99d8d2649b409b3dee64e65d97ec97a138dd7

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但是自从用了蹲便椅JTVkMDcxNDgxNzE2Yjc=

我想什么时候拉就什么时候拉JTVkMDcxNDgxNzE3ZDA=,来去自如99da16974a6997b1673ae2d2c8e6ce16。”MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9jtGDpsbcgnqZqbKtfGW8y8ui

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人的一生要拉7吨屎d8fbbd8d20f26d02586901422519f1a0a384a1ec

3年的时间要花在坐便上MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjtGDpsbcgnqZqbKtfGW9y7Wi

而蹲便椅就像人生收获的意外惊喜一般050b391d2ce8739066bdf518852bc040

朋友们MDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjtGDpsbcgnqZqbKtfGa9pami,且拉且珍惜~ac354e3d182f8a1289cce9921ab09cf5f69cdbba

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