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比赛中途啪啪啪?要被这深井冰片笑疯了!

论恶搞e91c9414830ca995aa6ece42d52bc972,派爷墙都不服65cf097acd5803d5590cd24c15374ee0,就服美国人JTViYTcwMjRmNDM5N2I=b539e85cc8ae72ce5216420f37728ca9c97ed943

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在崇尚娱乐精神的美国5f8d4e9ce4523b5541be9268ad1b0713da4863d9,不论是政客总统KjViYTcwMjRmNDM2MWE=,还是明星大咖;a2d1b5a49771de5ef482318433eb48ee

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哪怕是恐怖分子、外星生物、妖魔鬼怪MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hGWwuK2i,全都可以拿来恶搞讽刺XjViYTcwMjRmNDM5ODU=b29f8b3010bde38a23ceb81fe1a772ce

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在这样的氛围下KjViYTcwMjRmNDM2MmM=,好莱坞也生产了不少恶搞的喜剧片JjViYTcwMjRmNDM5OGQ=bb41a5dbeece40197cfc94f5da2c8f8714e8dc9d

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《这不是斯巴达》、《史诗大电影》、《灾难大电影》3019c40eefde67c5628e5ad5da125d03c86b3299,恶搞了许多好莱坞经典;92fa5a445bb1ec4bf3d242372089d046

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而《惊声尖笑》系列、《鬼屋大电影》系列91165e0c76f56f17976cb40d260fccdf289ddfe9,也把许多美国恐怖片黑出了翔;a88462f45e2feb29ad232728c163f772

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从《波拉特》、《布鲁诺》到《独裁者》、《王牌贱谍》9ae916f8a47cffea431373f658f63299,萨莎·拜伦·科恩 黑遍了全世界806dcb504b10fdca69a249774369b70dMDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3gZu9y8ui

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烂仔帮们也用三俗段子146e25306cb72d19fa94af8ecd6283374fa7cc89,填充出了《菠萝快车》、《采访》、《香肠派对》ae0c1349c1016ca5fad34f61dd3ab9f0de9d61dbITViYTcwMjRmNDJiMzc=

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这些恶搞喜剧b418465fe9e50e74295eb5a85af16a6ed80cdc51,基本上没有什么内涵可讲JjViYTcwMjRmNDM2NWY=,除了屎尿屁MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9js-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hGWxy6Wi,就是嘿咻啪啪啪的重口味;MDAwMDAwMDAwMHp9js-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3gZyxy8-i

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但是不得不不承认MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6Qgs6E3KTdgn2LYbGtkGWysqGi,这样低廉的笑料0adaf16c6db27d1e4008305b64f8606a,就是普通观众最直接的快乐源泉e7eccf94ad2024212dd7a67979925e0a9544355e378839a1aaaa430761fe6a15fefb855d4e00de8a

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生活这么辛苦KjViYTcwMjRmNDM2ODM=,偶尔也要让自己轻松一下MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hGi8uLmi2b9e1d89c932ab61bc11226e53152d52

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大周末的美好时光80aaca592c6c07cdf3fb6b3793bcc3fc8c0f812a,派爷今天就给大家安利一部轻松点的恶搞喜剧——JTViYTcwMjRmNDJiY2Y=

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《七日地狱》JjViYTcwMjRmNDJiZGU=

Days in Hell (2015)MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3gZy9qL2i

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这是2015年2047bf316ecc4d002e4651bdc1acfc43de538db8,HBO出品的一部伪纪录片MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9js-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hGi8y8uiJDViYTcwMjRmNDJjMWI=

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前不久派爷安利过一部《扯淡英国史》MDAwMDAwMDAwMHp9js-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hGi826WiJjViYTcwMjRmNDJjMmE=

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主持人小姐姐用一本正经胡说八道的方式46f0c5145e8613dabd3e28cd1c7dc6ee,讲述了英国历史IzViYTcwMjRmNDM5ZDE=ITViYTcwMjRmNDJjMzg=

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这部《七日地狱》也是如此;MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9js-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3gZ2xuL2i

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用纪录片的形式faaa9562bbb982d6304cef843e0ddbec,口胡了一场网球比赛XjViYTcwMjRmNDM5ZDk=KjViYTcwMjRmNDJjNzU=

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不过它要更加没节操c74926962915d3df125bd534a4350d01683d84a9999fa52ad98fda7ea752237866e96ab0

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在这部短片获得成功之后NWJhNzAyNGY0MzZiNA==,导演杰克·西曼斯基在去年又推出了一部体育题材的伪纪录恶搞喜剧长片XjViYTcwMjRmNDM2YmU=,《环药房自行车赛》MDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hGi9tbGiJjViYTcwMjRmNDJjOTY=

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豆瓣评分7.7QDViYTcwMjRmNDM2YzY=,短评中全是哈哈哈的画风MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hGi9uK2iJjViYTcwMjRmNDJjYzc=

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有时间派爷再来安利这部MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6Qgs6E3KTdgn2LYbGtkZ2ysqGi,还是先来说说《七日地狱》XjViYTcwMjRmNDM5ZmE=ad7ffd95fad0a0a16babc69ff14e75548d0eef8c

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一开始MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9js-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hGW9pami,就是美式纪录片的经典开场MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hGi9zq2iMDAwMDAwMDAwMH6Qgs6E3KTdgn2LYbGgiKy8sqGi

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当小黄台HBO的台标映入眼帘25194ca1558a96ee938a4fe744b3cfc2,派爷就知道这部片子绝不简单d9ca68cb9c3022252bba43805503ae2c929e19193e7b0a7d7a0bfee70a266a0b52adae5b

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果然b19234634318a71274587c3178d0e464a8c6c3db,黄暴、嗑药、搞基JDViYTcwMjRmNDM2Zjg=,统统出现在短片中83eb9e55472ab511dabfeea6d26178358b1e2d3e36bd523db100226e4aba3b2d44502eea

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2001年cb603ade59e861f1553c4e007388258b,一场网球赛事震惊世界3663d2b52321d4144d09a8968f185a82,因为它连续进行了七天ad257f58aa22ce686887eee12ad28374KjViYTcwMjRmNDJkOGQ=

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其中一位选手2ab20fe6251d813eefbbf4316e8945ea,名叫亚伦·威廉姆斯3a220e8a5f1613b078ce505ac5f72b2dbecdf183,他有着奇葩身世NWJhNzAyNGY0M2EyNA==52a194ba7e3fa1eaf3b583d2e7ad12a62c44f933

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孤儿出身的他MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hGawtcei,被黑人家庭收养d9ee24716a535830ac32b8a1dcce714905a43902MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3gZ68k72i

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他的两个姐姐MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hGawy6Wi,就是名震网坛的威廉姆斯姐妹QDViYTcwMjRmNDNhMzU=8a4ed595336690ea92000cae7d11fac4b373fd4e

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姐妹俩也在这部短片中露脸了MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hGawy8ui,还一本正经地胡说八道了半天070391d1158b2e220cba682606163884a857c8c682676f98576ebe33385c1af4d277a986

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不仅如此MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9js-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hGaw26Wi,大卫·科波菲尔也接受了采访16b92e6a9822cca3fff3eeb89724de89MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3gZ-xzrGi

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没错3ddaf4f83f25fb5f74da9b951ac75f6f49fcdb78,就是那个把飞机变没、肉身穿长城的魔术师大卫MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hZuxpb2iMDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9js-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3gZ-8tb2i

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他的身份是亚伦的好基友f4e45b2eee2984173395ee1cf9e5b98c,两个人经常一起嗑药泡妞IzViYTcwMjRmNDNhNTU=fcc767181fd8b8dbe75ed3efa4960378

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几年前668ae4da1df01dd0011919db9ba92a7c,因为一次发球失误d639f87630eccbc486cdab1ac2fd536f,亚伦爆头击杀了场边的工作人员MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9js-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hZuxtb2iXjViYTcwMjRmNDJlY2M=

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并且在颁奖的时候0dfebf6222ad7ad60475bb24f04cc4bf9916344a,他又推到了公爵3db6b8501ffb19864f236fae2d04731eMDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9js-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3gZ-9y8ui

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心态崩了的亚伦d25e74e80b7ccd407d8537492cec1f1dd34a7bd1,决心退出网坛MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6Qgs6E3KTdgn2LYbFlfGW8yKGiJDViYTcwMjRmNDJmMGY=

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后来他转型成一个时装设计师KjViYTcwMjRmNDM3NzA=,设计了一款男士露蛋内裤7d155a0f09f81210e684fec0b5c73714ff254fa7,大赚了一笔ITViYTcwMjRmNDNhN2M=MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3gaCwtcui

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但是由于内裤设计的不合理IzViYTcwMjRmNDM3N2Y=,导致许多消费者的私处摩擦肿大;KjViYTcwMjRmNDJmNTc=

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亚伦被客户们告上了法庭2fd3e1fae0fda16bcc8e39a930f80fbb57b31386,关进了监狱a6d1cb097b970d4ee310283fc27e621cMDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9js-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3gaCxuL2i

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正当他在狱中享受着体位变换带来的喜悦之时;ITViYTcwMjRmNDJmYTM=

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他看到了网坛后起之秀59660df3b2e11cfb09ffa8254802d31275da03a2,一个天才少年正朝着冠军的位置发起冲击MDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hZuypbmi640f5bab56541f4928fd1fcd88ab096262ab7b1d

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这个人就是这场比赛的另一位主人公64285cc0b024c5055298506f6b426315,查尔斯·普尔470525c0d6a681c0523f335637d630db650e2eacMDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9js-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3gaC9tc-i

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看着眼熟吗?他就是《权游》中的囧雪诺4281283aba3e178f3eb4907b160f8fb9MDAwMDAwMDAwMHp9js-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hKqwuLWi

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剧中英明神武的雪诺XjViYTcwMjRmNDM3YTM=,在这部短片中IzViYTcwMjRmNDM3YWE=,却有着宛若智障的眼神ITViYTcwMjRmNDNhYTQ=MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hKqxqLGi

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在母亲大人的巨大压力之下c4f2716c6939bdd7c27dd799bfebd18ec97b575f,查尔斯的性格有着明显缺陷099979288bdb39dd1d831c3bbb488dcbe662fab89813df4e75785573ceeff98a39b80d0d

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对外人十分紧张IzViYTcwMjRmNDM3YmU=,阅读理解能力也十分低下NWJhNzAyNGY0M2FiNg==40ff3a671a8b4b6c372d34ea9e09a985

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记者问他:b35d964fad0ed76cab66f55092baf228c0b01fd1

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“你现在是世界第二38b5e2518e04d43f01f961d2cd17aa23,大家也都期待你能成为世界第一59a293ee8c355d99fe23cc1eea3f95ef6b61749b,你是怎么做到的?”b629736a69b84f26be589688dd7ce9f86b6ea51c

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查尔斯答道:883acff5b60db66d768ae5f5cd266232

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“我发球KjViYTcwMjRmNDM3ZDc=,球场对面那人把球打回来NWJhNzAyNGY0MzdkZg==,然后我把球打到他接不到的地方89995353a4edce011c3bfc8be4d97620a10e8c4e,他打过来我再打回去MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hZu8y8ui。”KjViYTcwMjRmNDMwZGI=

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记者一脸懵逼993a1886d3eeded6f58eb7db6309377f7dfc8a8dITViYTcwMjRmNDMxMWM=

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(你说你马呢?)d6fa03d7f3551e738fb76de5c33afa1fdb7d2871

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“我知道网球比赛的规则bb7dc8ef7b8095222e771807a07d9533d29438c0,我是问你的总体战略是什么?”7b3ba73fc0e34a71a4907e5ecfabbfe5

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查尔斯想了一下3e8203673f406141f15cad0ebc25296ca040827e,答道:MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hKuxy6mi

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“是的1cff23176a636f9dbf6d72db3c93a47b82b8f558,毋庸置疑19c2763ee6a36335810b7aa9819021ffee9f2de7。”MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6Qgs6E3KTdgn2LYbGtfGaxoqGi

MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hKuypa2i

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KjViYTcwMjRmNDMxOWM=

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MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hKu8tbmi

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很显然6c17e4e9d9b6d96f77e96af4d9315c35,他并不知道自己在说什么f562b7440c3b6d471c0175d46f9317f49eb23db9MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hKu8y72i

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但是这并不重要ITViYTcwMjRmNDNhZTM=48c3e53496377aa7ff0b741a4f9bd828

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天才年轻选手面对一个刚复出比赛的越狱老将ITViYTcwMjRmNDM4MTc=,查尔斯有着很大胜算ITViYTcwMjRmNDNhZWI=MDAwMDAwMDAwMHp9js-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hKu9pb2i

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第一局的比赛十分顺利226870c31e116d866fabb94827958a9a,查尔斯大获全胜6eca3a379fe4a9249a3599e89de678a1MDAwMDAwMDAwMH6Qgs6E3KTdgn2LYbGtgKu82KGi

ITViYTcwMjRmNDMyMmI=

然而一场大雨终止了比赛JTViYTcwMjRmNDM4MmM=,他们选择明天继续MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hZu9y8uie9f0e2c9499bc777964a939d46fe27c39ee16093

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第二天393c3eb9bfce8ad6c49b1eb7387e2369,亚伦像是换了一个人MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hZywpamibb58bd6b098d680ff33bbe4d6ccb99b1d9f68d0a

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原来IzViYTcwMjRmNDM4M2U=,是有了可卡因的帮助9275bdd14581af38a1952a81a9c50b72b4873711KjViYTcwMjRmNDMyNTc=

MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9js-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hKyxtcui

他在球拍柄、胸口的配饰、水瓶中装满了可卡因71f00b127d0c580effe7c8dd4ec0d19d,甚至连比赛场地的白线都能来上一口QDViYTcwMjRmNDNiMWI=MDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hKyxy6Wi

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两个人的比赛十分胶着MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9js-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hGexpb2i,几十回合不分胜负ae01952b5979f88a5c0f46b1cae93ecd350125f023f7aa52653093738078381bbad6c8e5

MDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hKy8tbGi

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亚伦已经筋疲力竭;MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hKy828ei

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但就在比赛快要分出胜负的时候MDAwMDAwMDAwMHp9js-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hGexqLmi,一个没穿衣服的大胸妹子闯入赛场25e89457ce94d39a971df7fbc4e2f02dMDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hKy9pcei

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工作人员在一旁想要阻止他NWJhNzAyNGY0Mzg2MQ==,可另一边的亚伦却把妹子一把拉了过去f5ac03b6c910d77a38ddc22ca2266e6eQDViYTcwMjRmNDMyZjA=

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天雷勾地火2e1d0c2a920806f26bac3d5bac02f386328e338a,两个人在众目睽睽之下MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9js-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hGexzrWi,在赛场里竟然来了一发0d1a98e767c8a9fec8979b2a77affa96e9fac19eee245c423fe9663530dcc021

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几个小时之后f59dea4f59f47cb8105ed9dc5f29c1db,大胸妹子走了3408e21da8d6f5f8d976b92866f51746,接替她的d82291a2933a7bf4a1c9ec6aa59d40a5,是一个连裤子都没穿的裸男MDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hZyxpbWi768f1f7542b5ee7eb83e4afbdc7ae4e5

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亚伦来者不拒ae2ac37710bb74e879c2ec4438abd557,男女通吃;cfd6670a9f29857a56d87cb89d211df2dd3675bf

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他把这个裸男压在身下a27fc63fae382e0b8e9f7b99d08e6824,又来了一发MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hZyxqLmiMDAwMDAwMDAwMHujjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hK2xuLWi

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后来他还把大胸妹子拉了过来bbc4152af8ffd4dd30e6f129ae1f1ab6,一起来了一发MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmzjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hZyxtb2i3e058cb4edfa28b26f589f419dfd4a6d

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球场另一边的查尔斯6797ab3e30f568ad86e00fff309bc2c8f443b70a,早就看得目瞪口呆NWJhNzAyNGY0M2I2Ng==c307599e086194cfa2f3443d3f3e63f7

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这还不是最过分的MDAwMDAwMDAwMHp9js-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hZyxy8uiIzViYTcwMjRmNDMzZGQ=

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之后的几天中fe66a988bcc16ebbaca7279bf05c5447,查尔斯还经历了英国女王的恐吓、大卫科波菲尔魔术失误空降在他身上381be903b95a4d4c73e13c06d0942210f91a4fba,女朋友和亚伦共同送原谅的诸多磨难0655f0279be5c31d37b7af5a41971e96619d43afffe8345ac4252cd7d7ba747dc158a972

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最后的比赛IzViYTcwMjRmNDM4YzY=,两个人终于忍无可忍e0becb61b8a54a1225cc4b768104a9cf3841e9b0,要大打出手了9917bc0d2956db5273c3b61a8e366dcb61ed014fMDAwMDAwMDAwMHp9js-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hGOwtcei

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女王一声令下dad8529036eef2273b0bbe119e7ba3fb,让他们打!NWJhNzAyNGY0MzQzMA==

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JDViYTcwMjRmNDM0NGE=

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于是6af1759eeca499aa25a0f49e93f814aed4877c00,两个人同时挥舞着球拍MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hGe9taWi,砸在对方的脑袋上MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hZyypaWi5e48f956093c129a56ecfef0d40807acd77e4f9b

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就这样f54d5a20b7cb60b8dfb904a8cbdeb33cd0ef70fe,相爱相杀的两个人7b4a779309fb7ef3282c2825a68dcb4e8a09f829,结束了他们传奇的一生MDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9js-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hZyypcuiKjViYTcwMjRmNDM0NmQ=

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最后MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqjjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hGe9zrGi,他们还被亲友们葬在了一起1ff775aed92d3cd1d183ff753ad4d9308d72b5ed6686813290d3b2945fd2187011fdcdbc

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IzViYTcwMjRmNDM0YzE=

KjViYTcwMjRmNDM0Yzg=

原本无节操羞耻感爆表的运动喜剧;QDViYTcwMjRmNDM0ZDE=

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到了结局却成了基情满满的爱情片了MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hZyytcuiMDAwMDAwMDAwMIF9js-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hGO9qLGi

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这个故事71ab227fed36ad941a29daae1e83b62bfc651105,听起来像是一个精神病患者发病的口述46d169b38576c4d52ee160988a94a33c3ecf8dc2,也像导演嗑药后想出来的剧情;MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hGO9uK2i

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但就是不像正常人创作的MDAwMDAwMDAwMHqNjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hZy8taWi567d9fd8fb09afde4c4302c4ec08dcd760a297e8

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但至少在搞笑层面上2c3519b4188dc604fd90178e95abfeb7,这部短片是合格的MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hZy8tcuiMDAwMDAwMDAwMIijjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hGSwzrmi

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两个角色的强弱设计JjViYTcwMjRmNDM5Mjk=,以及演员们夸张的表现QDViYTcwMjRmNDM5MzI=,让派爷笑得停不下来699ac7ac1e4861763623db42b345e77a1ea8551dMDAwMDAwMDAwMHp9js-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hGSwk7Wi

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披着纪录片严肃的外衣62d2dd49dc839018cafb30584980017b,却大玩恶搞;NWJhNzAyNGY0MzU1Ng==

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有的桥段十分天马行空0e1f80ff4f2f5710e39024dbd46b4ab7b1d52d6c,却又结合得极为巧妙fe98f67fde8bf5f5dcb9223710009472d9b84270ITViYTcwMjRmNDM1NmY=

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既充满讽刺MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hGixpb2i,又不乏乐趣JDViYTcwMjRmNDNiY2Q=MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hGSxk7Gi

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从网球比赛到自行车赛dfc18a44c671fbdbe2075df08c0ef7b01e64d647,真不知道导演的下一部159cf69bd1cb9b96e624d3b9c241ebc3cc5a4a94,要黑点什么MDAwMDAwMDAwMHmNjs-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hZy8k7mic34f4c41ab9d4edb0b2eb3ece72792f5cdb1b179

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不管黑什么1ac25303d3921b3139f6ce4b98917f78,只要能保证笑点能够像前两部这样密集;MDAwMDAwMDAwMHp9js-PtsbbgaCEnrJ3hGS8zrWi

ITViYTcwMjRmNDM1Y2M=

一定会让你再次笑成猪叫的JTViYTcwMjRmNDNiZGQ=NWJhNzAyNGY0MzVkNQ==

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